Just switched from Scala and its syntactic sugar to python and it just feels like :
Scala : Mary likes "football"
Python : WTF is Mary ???

Just found this in an ancient code after a 2 weeks break
God I hate myself...

Just started the TV show "sillicon valley", it's pretty good and funny, if you want something to watch about programmers that launch their startup

You are always the bad dev in someone's else story

Just graduated, first real internship.
So basically I'm the only one who do what I'm supposed to do, nobody can help me because they are on project that are totally different. Even my superior who hired me don't know what my predecessor exactly did, he just gave me his gitlab and said "continue... Whatever this shit was".
So I'm alone and the code of my "predecessor" doesn't work obviously because the half of the files are missing, the code has no explanation and he's not joignable. I have to build an algorithm of deep learning from scratch and to do a presentation in one month to explain to everyone why I'm not useless.
Is it really like this everywhere?? Is it the reason why DevRant was created??
I read the quotes when I was in school like "oh no c'mon that really never happened". Foolish boy I was..

But there's nice coffee

Big data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it… — Dan Ariely

A python programming class

Tell me your bookmarks, I'll tell you who you are.

When you have really big problems

Not mine, but gold.

Just sold my soul for that freaking mug, but I think it worst the fact that I will not be bothered anymore while drinking my coffee.

Just received my sticker and I am glad of being a part of the DevRant community. Thanks for you for being the best community I've ever seen 😊

They just took the Linux logo lmao

Yeah, sex is great and all, but have you ever solved an indexOutOfBounds exception in Java?

Me trying to show to my girlfriend family the lord of the rings. I know it is nothing about code but please tell me there's good people out there.

Fuck YOU IntelliJ!
If there is hell, it was surely coded in Java...

I watched "imitation game" for the first time.
The first machine learning was unsupervised learning? Really?
You're too crazy boys...

I am dubtful about this calendar app...

Finally, someone's asking the real questions.

Seen on a friend code
The definition of persuasion

While (not break) {
Continue;
}

Hey Fellows!
Just to know, what are your favorites music's for programming? Personnaly it's Bon Jovi but that's sound a little bit clichee

Yo!
I went to see my mother a few days, and her TV's broken.
She told me to repair it, because "you're a programmer"
Does anybody knows a python function or a useful library that could repair TV ?

Random guy : Well, I'm a real developer, I followed a 2 days formation on internet.
Me : Well, I gave 1$ to a homeless this morning, still waiting my Nobel for peace.

Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms