This happens to me today 🤣🤣

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

80/20 rule

80% of complaints come from 20% of its customers in which 80% of them are dumb.

Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Boss: "I looked at a testing suite. It is $2,500 a license and I'm buying 60 licenses. You should probably get familiar with it."
LeadDev: "Um, we already use NUnit, and it's free."
Boss: "Hmm...I'd better add Pluralsight training in the budget so you can learn about the new program."
LeadDev: "Oh, no...we need new laptops more than we need software."
Boss:"New laptops? Not my budget. When we buy this new software, everyone is going to use it"
LeadDev: "Everyone? How will you monitor it's usage?"
Boss: "I'll have networking send me captures of all the running tasks on the dev machines. The test suite better be running. Writing good tests will be our #1 priority."
LeadDev: "Um, we already write tests using NUnit."
Boss: "I don't understand what you are saying. I need something I can visualize. This UI testing suite is exactly what I need."
LeadDev: "Maybe the testing suite would be better suited for you and QA?"
<click..click>
Boss: "Submitted the budget. There will be a test server available for you to configure. This whole project costs over $100,000, so don't screw it up. Any questions?"
LeadDev: "Oh...well...what server ..."
Boss: "Dang...sorry, I'm taking off the rest of the afternoon. We'll talk about this more on Monday. Get started on those Pluralsight videos. I'll expect a full training and deployments by next week. Have a great weekend!"

Experience anyone ?

All the time everywhere.

This is awesome !! thank you @dfox ♥️

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

them bugs

how do functions break up ?

well, they stop calling each other😝😝😝😝

me while fighting with css

Pretty accurate

You won’t get it. But I don't care.... :)

Hmmm bug

An urgent little patch in the code... 😌

Really!

When you override a CSS class

CSS...

(originally from Twitter)