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Average Coder.
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js, css, html, c#, Javascript, ASP.Net, php, jQuery
Location

Sri Lanka

Joined devRant on 5/14/2016

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Words of wisdom (WOW) !!

rant programming stackoverflow

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Just saw a junior engineer role that requires 7years of experience. Some people will not make it to Heaven.

rant

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I'm about to put an iframe in an Angular app that displays a Java applet. This isn't development, it's a suicide note

rant fuck enterprise "development"

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A client wanted "a video on a server".

I took a server, put it on the ground, stood on it carefully and took 'a video on a server' 😊

I was so tempted to just send it 😆

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Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

rant

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Probably the strangest thing (bug?) I've found on Google Translate.

https://translate.google.com//...

rant i don't know anymore bug google translate bugs stranger things

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Issuing transfers to unix for every developer

rant jobs[id] linux unix os

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My day in a nutshell:

Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Fixed the app.
Broke the app.
Reverted all changes from repo.
Fixed app.
Found new bug.
Ugh....

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This > whiteboard

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How much have your grades affected your career in tech

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Why do I hate php so much :/

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But they are not...

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Boss: When will the website be ready?
Me: Um, maximum by Tuesday
*Boss comes back Tuesday*
Boss: Ok, show me the website...
Me: ....
Boss: ....
Me: I didn't say which Tuesday....

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Even the app isn't sure. 💏

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THIS AD IS ANNOYING!!! 😬

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When project managers copy and paste clients' vague requests word for word with no further explanation

undefined annoying what are you even managing

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No Jack, not now... I'm busy.

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You ever look as someone and think "I could replace you with a script."?

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Exception handling.

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Here's what I'm working with.

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I call then gif

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i often put my headset/earphone on to avoid nonsense from other people.

ffs, give us a break and let us code in peace

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what catching bugs be like.. you end up smacking your PM

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Sweet taste of Java

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Networkers going to doctors :'(

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It's not about likes anymore

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The reposts are starting 🤓

undefined javert your eyes it's like imgur for developers

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Chuck Norris!

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