logical operated beer - welcome to the engineering office!

Atm, the most painful tooling is Rational ClearCase for version control (wtf?!) and IBM DOORS for reqs and test specs on a Windows machine.

Productivity = -1

Has anyone else noticed that all arduino code eventually turns into a tower of nested for loops?

OneNote and their global shortcuts.

Thanks Apple!

The week i quit Facebook was the same week i discovered devRant

A: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.

B: how do i do that

The amount of torture I've been through is too much. I gonna tell everyone. My headphones only work at an angle.

After joining devrant I spend twice the time sitting on the toilet which results in my right leg falling asleep and me trying to stumble my way out of the bathroom looking like a hideous creature of the night.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and slap myself when I say "yeah that shouldn't be too difficult" to a client.

It's my birthday today

Me typing
git rebase --help
GF: What!? Oh... nevermind it says rebase. I thought it said rebae.
Me: What?
GF: I'm the only bae you need in your life!
Me: ... This is going on devrant.

They'll probably still bother us!

Hello World.

Driver: "Where to?"
Me: "192.168.1.1"

"An experienced developer is one who doesn't make any new mistakes, but repeats the same old ones over and over."

Am I the only one who hesitates to ++ a rant with 32, 64, 128, 256, etc ++'s?

I mean there's something satisfying about seeing 2^n numbers as an all-around computer nerd...

00:00: Yeah I'll change that now, it'll only take 5 minutes.

00:05: well that's done, better do this too though before I forget.

02:20: well that escalated quickly.. Better grab 3 hours sleep while I can.

04:00: Fuck.

Thanks for that small trial period! #winrar-style

When you visit your mom's and she made coffee

*sip*
What is this? Water? Why can't I feel the tingling of the caffeine fighting my fatigue?
*sip*
This can't be coffee, my vision is still not starting to blur!

Hardest part of support jobs.

The moment when you realized that Google has doodle for you birthday ..

Came across a picture of one of my old projects from college. This still sums up my code today...

Almighty Gradle

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling in the mud with a pig; after a few minutes you realize the pig likes it.

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

GettingMarried is a void because there is no return. :p

Unreal Engine SDLC:
1. Start Epic
2. Wait
3. Start Unity
4. Wait
5. Open Project
6. Wait
7. Wait more
8. a bit longer...
9. (it usually crashes here, or freezes, in which case go to 1)
10. Game opened, make modifications in C++ codes
11. Wait VS to load
12. Wait VS to parse all the file in solution
13. Make changes
14. Compile
15. Run from Unreal
16. (sometimes, go to 9)
17. Goto 9
18. 9
19. Goto 9
20. Congrats on finishing the game, and losing your patience

In my second year of A levels in secondary school (college) we had to make a quiz game using Microsoft Visual Basic. Was my first time using the software, got annoyed within a few weeks and downloaded a template off the internet. The whole IT department thought I was some form of genius until I crashed the servers (in over 200 schools) trying to hack them 6 weeks later.

Sir if you're reading this, I'm sorry.

Google just turned 18 years yesterday,cant believe i've been asking inappropriate questions to a minor for al those years
😆😅😂