In my java lab
My Java teacher asked me to build the java projects that are in syllabus and then explain them to the other students...
Because he doesn't know java...

Girlfriend: How was your day?

Me: Oh, Grand broke stuff fixed it,
broke more stuff, fixed that. then almost nearly got something kinda doing what i want.

The only good thing about morning classes is going back home to sleep and still waking up at a reasonable time.

Found this in the source of http://brm.io/matter-js/ Gonna put this in all HTML pages I write from now on.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

I know what I'm dressing up as this year.

Tabs over spaces

I went to bed early... Got a strange feeling the next morning... It felt like what other people describe as 'good'.

User error at is finest

Source /r/ProgrammerHumor

Thanks windows for the best error message ever

People on stack overflow can be pretty rude at times 😶

Nintendo rules !

Saw a silent mouse. No clicking noise.
Ohhh thats pretty cool I guess.
Tested the silent one and normal one.
Liked the normal one because it has clicking noises.

Nothing good will ever come by looking at your old projects. It is the dev equivalent of reading your old social media posts.

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I need one of these for my server room

Savage....

This has never worked for me.

Have developer couples started naming their kids after frameworks yet?

Its time.

I overheard this on my way back to home.

Girl 1: I bought a new phone yesterday.
Girl 2: Let me see it.
*hands over the phone*
Girl 2: There is no Instagram?
Girl 1: No, Instagram wasn't installed when I bought the phone.
Girl 2: That's weird.

*me almost dead*

I like backend development because I love how rewarding it feels to write systems that are consumed by multiple frontends. It always feels like a lot is at stake and small optimization can make a lot of user experiences faster.

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

"Sorry."

Recursion explained beautifully

Engineers <3

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

A few years ago when I was still an apple fan boy, friend of mine bragging me about how android is awesome, we were drinking some shots at our local pub and I was starting to get light headed. At one point he showed me so called "terminal emulator" app. I checked it out, and assumed it's an emulation, just like dosbox, so I decided to verify that "rm -rf *"... (the phone was rooted)

The phone shutdown within seconds, I couldn't stop laughing, while my friend was shock that his new phone was longer booting.

Luckily he managed to reflash the ROM. What can I learn from that experience?
1. Don't drink and sudo
2. Don't call your app an emulator if it's the real deal.

Upgraded work PC to a SSD. Can't believe the difference it made. It's like a new computer.

Only trouble is, now I can't blame the computer for my slow work...

Maybe I can blame the RAM from now on.