I quote "One programmer’s code is other programmer’s job"

Getting paid for my work.

Just because I'm a student, people assume I'll do everything for free and "exposure", while they make money off of my code

Do you guys have private chat community among your workmates?

Here at the company in working in, we have an official WhatsApp group created by our boss. That group is practically dead and boss is the only guy who occasionally posts anything. That is expected.

Then we have another WhatsApp group among us employees and boss or someone of that level is not invited in it. It's pretty active and fun group.

Then we have guys only group which is intended for guy talk and nsfw happens to be a part of it. Nothing surprising about that.

Similarly, girls also have their own exclusive group for their own stuffs.

I think it's inevitable and customary that such chat groups would be formed among workmates or classmates.

Anyway Just wondering, is this case same for you?... esp for people in US?

Why nobody understand the difference between Engineering student and PC repairer???

The floor is Web development

Recursive meeting...

We were starting a libre software project and needed some basic stuff like email accounts, cloud storage, calendars for scheduling, etc. So we start to talk about using services that didn't agreed the patriotic act of the USA. That lead to the omnipresent topic of Google's control over our lives. Then we moved to Microsoft's crimes against humanity for preinstalling windows, and at the time when we were discussing if Steve Jobs were a fraud or just a salesman, we realized it was getting late and we had nothing set or even decided. So we create a Google account and went home.

✘ Lie
✘ Lie
✘ Lie

My colleague want to change notification sound on application I created. I said it support only WAV file. What they do is change extension of MP4 file to WAV and report me that my program isn't work.

*sigh*

You know you fucked up when you had to commit with the message "I'm sorry"

The moment you realize a "professional" web development company uses a fucking free WordPress template to deploy their website. Happens way too often, just look for a credit line at the footer.

Debugging be like...

0 versus Null

Dear sales team please stop promising the customer stuff that doesn't exist within the system and then promising them dates for getting said functionality without discussing it with the product team let alone the development team. Also repeating 'but I promised the customer they'd have it by august' will not make 6 months of development work fit into that time frame!

Push your commits before anyone else, so you don't have to resolve any merge conflicts 😈

The satisfaction when you finish tasks/project and you close 16 chrome tabs at once.

I enjoy Vimium alot
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/...

Atom FTW

"I don't need to comment my code because I will remember what everything does/stands for later..."

Visual Studio sucks.
Atom sucks.
Sublime Text sucks.

Windows Movie Maker is the real editor for code.

Hey kids, this is how you do it

Microsoft just opens windows , but Linux opens the complete house

Reading other people's code.

Found this gem today
public findHM(int height, int height2) {
if (height < height2) return height;
return findHM(height - 1, height2);
}

Money shot 🎯

True story !!

God is one of us

I didn't know you could climb macOS

Don't overload yourself with many projects at the same time. Seriously.

With quantum computers, will my code be right and wrong at the same time?