!rant

I work from home. Sometimes, my husband remotes into his computer during the day. When I see it, I message him jokingly that someone is "hacking his computer". Then this happens:

A linux distro with all popular apps rewritten from scratch to use a single UI toolkit and consistent default keymaps, for a smoother desktop experience.

It's one of the reasons I have a tough time switching full-time because all the apps I need use so many different toolkits/versions/random keymap variations (inconsistent font-sizing, ctrl+tab vs ctrl+pgup, etc) that even the thought of switching makes my head spin.

Love the way GNOME's been going though (Except for their default keymaps. Ctrl+PgUp for Next Tab? Srsly?), and KDE is getting more consistent.

And yes, I know you can modify keymaps, but just wish they'd stick to widely used ones by default).

Code never lies!

Me every time...

Boom! Official answer.

Programmers be like this

</sarcasm>

That moment after you do a fresh install of an OS and think "Wow everything is so fast and so much space"

Where programmers cry!
src:/geekprogramming

folks who don't use any version control scare me...

Non dev trying install OS on his machine. How it's even possible.

When you try to rob a programmer

Petition to officially rename the term 'build' to 'kraken', so QA can shout 'Release the Kraken' and I can shout back 'The Kraken has been released!'.

Easter egg.

@dfox Naked devRant. Thanks for the stickers!

Worst meeting I've been in?

The one where I was told by my lead and the senior that my new colleagues were having trouble speaking to me because I'm a "strong, independent woman" and that I need to make sure I don't scare them when I approach them.

-_-

Corrupted FS is coming

Seen in an IT company in Denmark

Q: Why did the databases administrator leave his wife?

A: She had one-to-many relationship

When everything is !important, nothing is.