“Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.” - Martin Fowler

Source : @codewisdom, twitter

Feeling when you sit at your computer for like 8 hours a day straight trying to solve the same problem for 3 days now.
Want to fucking shoot myself

I hate that I have to be careful of what I say about specific languages so that I don't hurt peoples feelings. If you get upset because someone called Java or PHP ugly, get over it.

All languages are shit. If you have a favorite, good for you. IMO you only limit yourself if you think that .Net is always the answer, or if you think that every project needs to be in a JVM.

We often forget to ask why a language exists before we start to use it. No sane person is going to use Java to develop a quick one time script. Same can be said for all languages.

So when someone tells you, "Python sucks" they probably mean, "Python sucks for this use case". Except for Perl.

Fuck Perl.

Needed to help a friend with her Bachelor Thesis. She writes in Javascript and needs to synchronously use the result of a postgresql query. The query call is asynchronous.
We did what any person that searches for a dirty solution would do.
We saved the result of a query in a file and load the file when we need it.
Why is Javascript a thing?

Free, Open-Source, Desktop & Hacking Simulator game. [more details]

CEO is right

Documentation is like sex... When it's good, it's very good. When it's bad, it's better than nothing.

I always put redundant parentheses in formula like ((b - a) / 2) + a because I just don't trust the compiler.

A moment of silence to all the python devs that don't get the ++ and -- reference

All stages of developing

Me coding last night 😅🍍

Fiction vs Reality

Ive just finished the Global Game Jam.
We were in a team of three people. An artist, a dev who is in school and knows programming syntax and can make basic things and me worked on a game. A fourth person who makes audio for games w did do some of the musics in our game. The following is the result of 5.5 hours of sleep in 48 hours time.

https://globalgamejam.org/2019/...

If any of you also took part in this years Global Game Jam please share your games here :D

I went out of office for a while, and when I was going to sit on my desk, a co-worker said me “Elizadeath, the boss wanna talk with you”. I was concerned, I though “maybe something broke in production code, or they need an urgent code, I don’t know”.

Well, that wasn’t what I expected.
“Elizadeath” she said “I’m seriously worry about you. I saw the plastic bottles our team has collected for the recyling project, and I realized that most of the Coca-Cola bottles came from you!”

Yes, it was a Coca-cola addiction intervention 😂 I’m drinking more water and less coke from now, for my health 😊

hello devRant!!!

i've made a lmgtfy remake for fun over the weekend!

it's still not finished but i'd like some feedback

here is a demo: http://ntyhaq.dah.wtf/g/...!!!

(on mobile you have to tap)

Fire Safety Precautions for Developers

Here it is, markdown supports, I've read a couple of rants requesting it and decided give it a try, more syntax will be supported later

https://github.com/devTeaa/...

Ignore this, keeps on scrolling

**bold text**

*italic text*
_italic text_

```
this is a block of something something
second line
```

~~strike through~~
~~double check~~

__underlined__

What advice would I give a new dev?
"Learn COBOL"

No one specified that it had to be 'good advice'

I code using Vim to avoid memory leaks.
Nothing leaks outside Vim. Nothing ever leaves.

I hate this image - things in 2 states weird me out

Me, flirting with a cute girl from the finance dept. in the kitchen:

"Well, back to the grind. I've got this really nasty bug to figure out."

Her: "It's a bracket."

Me: "Hahaha."

2 hours of debugging later… it was a missing bracket in a json string. 😓

I identify with this far too much.

After an hour of debugging, realised that I wrote =+ instead of +=.

I will just to go in a corner and cry for a minute. brb guys.

When you copy some code and select the code you want to get replaced and accidentally press Ctrl+c again so you have to copy the thing you wanted to copy again 😡

Friend: How much do you charge for a website?

Me: Depends, what do you need?

Friend: Just a basic website.

Me: I am going to need more details than that, is it static HTML site? Do you want to be able to add content yourself? Do you have hosting? Do you....

Friend: Dude, just give me a rough estimate.

Me: But...

Friend: It's for a friend, he has an idea for a business.

Me: ...fine...$100 million 👿

//Because making a website is just a push of a button to some people

One of the owners of the company I work for is teaching programming to the lady's son who cleans the office. They are poor people but with a good heart. It is so good to know that if he takes this opportunity, he could help his family in the future. This is awesome.