It's Friday!

When you mention in your resume that you are an active contributor to Linux source code.

Stackoverflow.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Right😂😅

Give that man some HUGE FUCKING COOKIES!

That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight

Mac gaming

Just want to recommend the DevRant stress ball. I wasn't quite sure how to use it (it doesn't come with instructions) but since stuffing mine down the PM's throat my stress level has reduced dramatically.

$19billion later, here we are

Person: I want to learn to code neural networks and cool AI stuff.

Me: Look into Python or Lua.

Person: Those are too hard, I'm going to use HTML instead.

I got out of there as fast as I could. 😅

Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

So like... did it fail or complete successfully?

This is me when some software have one month free subscription for new accounts

When a web developer visits a porn website...

I like my new USB enter key.

me.children += 1;
^_^

My boss hate TOR, and so does many of my colleagues

Today, I am testing their faith in me

> Google Drive Version Control best Version Control

I missed the opportunity to use this when I took a Word/PowerPoint/Access class in high school. 🤷

When she's into IT

When they want an honest candidate

X: Can you link my Facebook account with the website?

Me: Yes. Can.

X: Good. I want to update website using Facebook since I know how to use Facebook well.

Me: 💀

Received a cover letter...
I don't think that's how numbers work.

I found the rig of the year.

This is fucking annoying with some clients.

Client calls:
Me: Hello, how can I help you?
Client: *explains problem*
Me: *tells possible solution*
Client: you sound young, could you connect me to a more senior person?
Me: Sure.

Collegue: Hello, how can I help you?
Client: *explains problem again*
Collegue: *gives same solution as me*
Client: Oh uhm but that's the same solution the boy I had on the phone before you told me.
Collegue: Yeah......?
Client: well he sounded so young...
Collegue: Being young does not equal being inexperienced/less knowing about something.

Am i the only one?

Our programming teacher had a surgery on his left eye and will not be able to do the lessons with us. Guess what the subject of the email he sent us was.

"I can't C#."
He made a pun about his fucking health status, alright then.

Why study computer science if you can become a science and get paid for it? 🤣

Footage of me hacking the FBI using a school computer and advanced hacking mechanics