No, I can't implement a "pixel-perfect responsive design".

My stressball went on vacation

The Windows (10) mouse cursor is a vampire... it can't be screenshoted.

:O

I feel sorry for the owner of test@test.com

How to quickly force close the playstore on android.
Go into playstore
Navigate to your installed apps
Press the order button several times quickly
Play store will crash

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

Linux : Born to Be Root
Windows : Born to Re Boot

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A typical day of work with a QA team :D https://xkcd.com/583/

Waiting for those dev rant stickers

I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.

Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.

Oldies

How many can relate?

The Inevitable Pun and the Joys of Working as a Basic User in the *nix World!

Sauce: http://hit-comic.com/comic/...

"I don't need backups..."

When you're trying to explain a concept as simple as it can be to your non-dev family and friends, but they're just quietly staring at you.