To new beginnings

Outrageous!!!

Public class UnnamedChild extends Person implements Mirziteh {

public UnamedChild(String fName){
super();
this.fName = fName;
}

//methods removed for brevity
}

I'm no longer quitting with formal letters.

TIS 100 the assembly language game.

C++ is beautiful.

Every time

I found this amazing repository on github and just had to share it.

https://github.com/danistefanovic/...

I've already built a document scanner.
There's enough tutorials to keep a dev busy for a lifetime 😄

The best part of having lazy collaborators is that you never encounter merge conflicts.

Choosing Linux over Windows

Programming in a tree. I usually climb up here and read, but I decided to code, and I didn't drop my laptop :D

I covered the screen with my hand because my code's ugly, and I don't want anyone to see it lol.

One of these is full of shit.

Github after Microsoft purchase

Seen at a used book store today

"We are looking for a developer with 10 years of GDPR experience."

Q: Why did the functions stop calling each other?

A: Because they had constant arguments.

When your bugfix destroys everything

Don't know if it's up here, found it on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought it deserved to be shared :)

Google is on the joke

Totally agree...

Truth. Gentlemen.

Truth has been spoken!

Well played

"I was wondering why Monitors sleep and Keyboards don't.

Then it occurred to me that Keyboards have two SHIFTS. 😆😆" -some guy

The only thing hard about working with Git is working with people who don't know Git

New devRant web app for desktop is now live! (https://devrant.com - the .com will now redirect to feed if you are logged in) Let us know what you think, and especially if you spot any bugs (very likely some slipped through). Some cool new features are still in development, will be out shortly.

Dear gradle, no offense but I believe Rome took less time to build!

Github == Graveyard

Projects thats been left behind,
Pet projects which are never maintained,
Some newly dug graves waiting for git push (might never happen) ,
Decaying code over time.

Just sayin. There might be graves of code which are loved around and are visited...

Asshole trying to steal credit for my work. Can't wait for the next meeting to light this shit.

So this client hires me and this person that I'm gonna call 'B'. B deletes my name from the comments and description. Then proceeds to present it as his.

But B can't get it to run now, so they have me have a look at it. B thinks that I don't notice that he is trying to take credit for my shit. Now I'm sitting here with evidence for the next meeting with the client. Ignoring all of B's communications.

Submitting my homework in LaTex makes me want to print it out and hang it on the wall because it is so beautiful.