Need to debug a plugin a Client purchased. Just saw:
if (true) {
$a =1+1;
} else {
$a = 1+1;
}
What the fuck. Don't want to imagine how the rest looks like...

Books doesn't have Ctrl + F

Agree?

Biggest distraction while coding?

When a colleague (or even worst, your boss) decide to staring at your monitor...

WTF
I don't know you guys, but I suddenly become disable and not capable of using a keyboard.
Leave me f*king alone!!!

How could I ruin such a perfect, round number?

My next exam. Any guesses?

Mouth noises from coworkers

Member *newUser = devrant->members.addUser("KiKoS",20,single);
newUser->newRant.sayHello();

Output: KiKoS: Hello Everyone^*}₩×`₩[`[+₩$#~¤|♡♡
Segmentation Fault
Segmentation Fault
Segmentation Fault

My dog waits until I'm super focused and in the middle of something to let me know she has to pee.

Dual booting: for when you're not advanced enough to use Linux all the time, but you know windows will let you down

!nonRant
First few days as a professional software engineer (c# .net) have gone decent. Made my first bigger commit today started working on a small new feature that requires more work.
CoWorkers are really nice, boss is cool, super chill over all. #feelsgood

*Clocked in at 9. Worked for 7 hours. Realized it's only 9:30*

Why do I ++ like 90% of the rants?
Devrant is HOWSOMEEEEEEE, thank you guys.

BTW, most distraction? Devrant

Shouldn't a friend class be called a friends-with-benefits class, since it can touch their private members? 🤔🤔🤔

- History teacher: The Spanish-Moro conflict lasted 400 years.
- Student: Why didn't they try a different merge tool?

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
If I were a query,
I'd SELECT * FROM you;

I feel like this image perfectly encapsulates the current state of the web development industry. (Image not by me)

Css is most definitely a woman who's mad at you but won't tell you why.

"What's wrong? what did I do? "

"Nothing..."

Good luck on finals to all CS majors!

School Exams.

When programming will be possible on our mobile phones and the deadlines are fast approaching. 😂😂😎

Forever alone.

Bought a few stickers for my laptop... I guess I'll need to buy another laptop now. 😂

One thing I can't stand: users interrupting my work. I guess there's a solution ;)

If I ever get a pet, I'm naming it sudo ;)

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

I see what you did there...

When you see a someone write this
if(condition){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}

Got the Auth0 authentication flow working after 2 days. Time to celebrate!!

I hate databases