5 things you will find shocking about asynchronous code:

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Apparently IT includes fixing the lights and repairing the wall signs.

I don't think I'll ever be a master of CSS...

I asked my programmer buddy if her baby was a boy or a girl. She said "yes".

Driver: "Where to?"
Me: "192.168.1.1"

Algorithm

Am I the only one here doing this? (especially when the internet is down)

.pixel {
background-color: quite-black;
}

This is Epic...

main(), toString(), isEmpty(), .printStackTrace() maybe not favorites but most used for sure

When the code is not working:

I have failed my parents, my job and everyone. I shouldn't have taken Software Engineering as my profession. All I'm doing is giving pain and frustration to everyone. *thinks about a clean way of suicide*

Then after a while the code works:

I am probably the best engineer to live on these planet.

Boys use the word FRIENDSHIP to strart the relationship...

Girl use the word FRIENDSHIP to end the relationship...

Real example of Polymorphism...😜😜😜

Electronic Computer
Same Location

This dude nailed description 🙌🏼

Just walked out of work and saw this. What CSS developer has a wage to afford that car.

Customer.... I keep getting this error code
Me.... Deletes message box
Customer.... Wow you fixed that quick
Me.... That's why you pay us.

In case you haven't seen this: 😂

Having a vodka and coke and trying to learn how to use a JSON api on a android app (also learning that). I'm sure it will go well.

Hopefully not a repost ^^

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

Oddly enough, it's comforting to hear other devs mumble "mother fucker" or "what the fuck, you stupid piece of ass" when working on things.

It means I'm not alone and we can all suffer together 🤗

You won’t get it. But I don't care.... :)

Close enough!

One of the more memorable computer problems I solved were when I added some lego blocks to solve a recurring windows bluescreen
A friend had a Pentium 3 (slot 1) that kept throwing him several bluescrens per day so I decided to help
I open up the computer and saw that the processor were not properly securred in it's place and the plastic pieces that should have holding it in place were gone, so I improvised pressing in some lego pieces that I found somewhere to secure that the processor didn't move if someone were walking close to the computer and after that he didn't have any more bluescreens than the rest of us

Never underestimate the end user

Fixing bugs like:

Guide to software developer advertisements

Morning starts not with coffee...

I recently got my first job ever as a developer. And I don't know how long the feeling will last; but I have to say it's an awesome feeling to get paid for what you love doing! I hope you guys share this feeling with me

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