Heck yeah, I finally have a Raspberry Pi Zero. It's so cool and small and cheap and I'm gonna make so many groundbreaking things with it!
*20 minutes later*
O, nice, it comes with Kodi. I suppose that's good enough for now.
*3 months later*
chirp...chirp...

JetBrains IDEs hands down. These folks know what devs need.

You know you have a REAL problem, when you have to actually POST a question you couldn't already find on Stackoverflow!

When you are on the third page of google, you know the shit just got real...

And also the only witness 😂😂

Me: can you send me the link to the pdf?
Coworker: sure: "file:///c:/users/dipshit/fuckme.pdf"
Me: FML...

Why do I have to "grow" into a managerial role? I like doing what I am doing and would like to do it more. Anyone with some serious advice on how to stay relevant in software development with greying hair and without growing into people management?

Agile development in a nutshell.

So my fucking shit Epson printer can't print black and white without colour ink cartridges. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING MONEY SUCKING PIECE OF SHITE.

Web developers nowadays

Am I the only one that will have my headphones on (without music) just so people will not bother me?

This is what most people do... lol 😂😂😂😂 😂

My sticker ripped, and it became Canadian

Guys? Literally is not meant to give emphasis to a word, it's meant to explain how it absolutely happened.

You can't go around and say stuff like "I literally can't" or "I'm literally starving", you're just not.
I hate when people use literally for no real reason...

Thank you for your time :')

When someone sees you code

Fuck this shit.. I don't fucking know shit about using Facebook or Google+... I'm a fucking programmer, just because I work with computers I don't have to know how you're supposed to go about making your fucking Facebook page...damn this gets on my nerves.