Someone know where I can find some doc??

When non-IT guys try to speak tech. For clients. Hilarity ensues :/

My stress ball found a new body

pencil and paper.

kind of weird right? haha I just like writing down stuff, it helps me sort the details out when I write them down.

Holo +1d a total 49 of my comments.
f03n1x another 67 +1 on my comments.

hmm. is this some king of bug? thank you anyway :D

WiFi down? Can't find the right cable? Bluetooth to the rescue!

How everyone on DevRant was born

I want an rx580 for my new pc build, but all of them are sold out...

Damn cryptominers, now I'm realy pissed!! 😠

In case you were wondering, I couldn't revisit it and was super groupie today with Uncle Bob!

this
.getDev()
.addDream(Dreams.LAUNCH_COMPANY)
.setTargetYear(2018)
.setMood(Mood.CONFIDENT);

Win 10 is the best, I love how it just restarts without asking, no more hassle of me having to confirm anything, or save data first. finally an OS that has the confidence to just do whatever the fuck it wants, so awesome!

Starting out as an Android Developer, at first I thought I'm not cut out for this but after finding this app I'm a little more confident in myself, Everybody needs to rant every once in a while! Glad I found this, everyone on here seems awesome!

jQuery, because it's a bless when developing web apps.

Ohhhh fuck!

I think I made a big mistake coming to this company

I hope computing heavens have:

-One brand of hardware
-One OS
-One browser
-No closed source software
-No ads
-One monitor aspect ratio
-One fucking programming language with a fucking big standard library.
-Phones are just the same exactly the same OS as in computer, not stupid adaptations.
-All pages are only HTML/CSS, without JS.
-Due there is one browser and one OS, when you need a dynamic page, you can display a desktop app in the browser downloading its binary.
-There are one fucking brand on printer with standard drivers which are included in the OS.

We are so far from heaven

Automatically pressing CTRL + S when filling out anything in a browser.
Why do I do this.

Cleaning up my old code be like..

So today, after trying out a lot I finally installed Linux on my laptop. Mainly because Microsoft released a while ago what data they collect :)

Okay, in continuum with this rant:
https://www.devrant.io/rants/634676

Samsung just pm'd my boyfie...

geobel89@gmail.com's lost device has been locked by the Samsung Find My Mobile service.

Have fun playing with the email everyone and your help is greatly appreciated ; ) ^_^

I am not sure which is my favorite, but I am pretty sure it is not Xcode ;)

IntelliJ!! In my opinion its the best IDE for Java and Kotlin and it supports you to code better

And I got it for free because I'm a student :D

I didn't knew how much I wanted to rant until I started here. 💕❤

Happened just now:
Client: Please remove this page from the site ASAP, and tell me when its done.
Me: Done
Client: what's wrong am getting an error code(404) when I click on the link.

Am not sure how to reply to that

> Drinking much because it's a hot day.
> Have to go to the toilet
> Cleaner is cleaning the toilets so nobody can go.

Every fucking time gaaaarh

~nixCraft

Don't start crying when you feel programming is not for you. Learning new is always hard. Just "behave" like a Rhino.

Vim. For all the quick things I need to edit and for all the large things too, vim is always a trusty too. Specifically neovim.

I used to fix my cable wires by tissue cardboard roll. Now, I will use this instead!

That moment when your senior is screaming frustrations via skype and called.. and I be like:

!rant

I'm really interested and liked to know more about machine learning. Can someone please give me an idea?

Thanks :)