Ok. This is going to be an odd one. (Maybe). I'm coming back here because you fine folx are my final intelligent option.

I'm looking for a site or system that will allow me to set up virtual bank-style accounts for multiple users and allow them to transfer funds between each other. All virtual, no real cash or cash-equivalent involved.

Something simple enough that I could run it off a spreadsheet (since that's what I'm currently using) but in a way that I don't have to change numbers every time someone wants to move money.

I guess in a way it would be similar to a very simple in-game economy. I could make payouts and users can trade funds. That's it.

Appreciate the help!

One happy dev with a .NET duck

Now I wait for the second to discover his

Actual image of me finding out my colleagues know about rubber duck debugging while I'm looking for birthday presents

I made a friend this week through work

She's called Miriam

I know we're friends because we talk every day

5 times a day

Because she keeps calling

Every time she asks for my CEO, I tell her he won't be in until after Christmas but sure enough she calls back an hour and a half later, asking for the same person

But the weirdest part is she's calling from a legitimate, large company. It's not a cold call. So, why?

If anyone works at Proventa, tell Miriam to stop.

Please?

Telling family and friends "I'll develop your site but it'll take a week" when I really mean "I'll spend 45 minutes on a visual builder for WordPress on my way home on Friday"

Although I'm pretty bummed that devRant doesn't have a clever message instead of a boring plain one, why can't I get my classic stickers? 😢

So for context, I'm doing an Apprenticeship in IT and naturally I've been put on help desk.

I've recently been given a phone on my desk since I'm trusted enough and know enough about our software that there's no risk to me accepting calls.

I get the standard ones, a number from a different country, poorly pronouncing a co-workers name, asking if they can speak to them. I give my normal response, "I'll just check if they're in a meeting and I'll get back to you" (which they somehow always are) and ask if they would like to leave a message. They obviously don't since they're usually scams.

Since Tuesday I've started getting calls from "BT Technical Support". I don't use BT. My company doesn't use BT. So, it's clearly a scam.

Yesterday, the same guy calls me up, Thomas he says his name is. I go along with it for a while, agreeing that I've noticed our network has been slow until the point where he asks me to begin to install TeamViewer. I realise what he's going to do so I ask him what the problem with our network is.

I hear him start to respond but he stops. He's got no clue what to say, so I say to him, "Thomas mate. I think our biggest problem with our BT network is that we don't have BT."

He puts the phone down.

So I ask you for help, lovely people of devRant.

I have a Windows 10 VM ready to go. I have a couple notepad files labelled as "Passwords" and "Bank Details". What else can I throw on there to make this guy think he's hit the jackpot without really causing too much damage?

Any ideas would be appreciated. <3

"How to hack"

New update?

Very nice, I like 👌

@dfox I wish to return to a simple BG color as my avatar. I feel like I have betrayed everyone.

It's true, that's the saddest bit.

When a coworker thinks that you're friends because they watched The IT Crowd with 1337 subtitles on