Haha, always a gem ❤

Fair point

Privacy is a legend

Found this in a code base I just started to work with. I'm glad it wasn't referenced anywhere. This is going to be fun...

When Microsoft tries to turn you into Gollum....

When the "lost password" feature of a website sends you an email with your original password :/

[pt.2- go to my other rant for pt.1]

When you go to a programming competition website and it looks like it's from the 1900s and then you see this...

someone tell a programmer at Steam to up the vertex buffer size 😹

Found a bug, reported it to the maintainer.
He then tells me to ignore it since no one noticed it (besides me).
I tell him i can't do it since it's just wrong and he can simply fix it.
Turns out he's just lazy as hell and got mad at me, so i go and fix it.
Next day boss is mad at me because i'm wasting time on tasks that it's not of my concern even knowing all my tasks were completed.
Not even a "thank you by the way".
What did i miss here?

when you spend hours trying to patch code you poorly structured of which 30 minutes is enough to rewrite the whole damn thing.

That first days when you're on DevRant and you know nobody is gonna take you for serious as long as you have no avatar. #butfinalymadeit :)
#hello

What if I've been wrong all the time?

What if everyone else is correct and I'm the one who is raging all the time?

What if I'm annoying you everyone?

What if I'm a very bad developer that everyone hates?

*social anxiety intensifies*

When you get a little confused

So true!!!!

My girlfriend got bitten by a mosquito and kept scratching it.
After I complained about the size of the bite, she said "c'mon it's just a bit, not big enough to be a byte".
When I finished facepalming (it took a while), I realized how proud I am of her.

We all know it's not gonna change

One of the project manager came to one of our senior pro developer to say something. Before he even said anything the senior dev said:

Oh Fuck, not you again!

The pm politely left the area

!rant

New mobile coffee van appears at our office today. When he realises we're developers he knows he has hit the jackpot. 😀

Reddit understands

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Everyone can relate to this haha ^^"

~yesterday at a coffee shop~

Brother *bragging* about new workstation: "he" has 512gb of ram.

His friend: imagine how many chrome tabs you can keep open at once!

Me: almost one.

Theres a beginning and the end will only be in fire.

Thank you devRant!

Saw this on a new dev's desk ... Yea, he's fired

Programmers haha always joking in code lines, 🤓

Swedish Police @devRant !

When you merge the conflicted branch to master

I always have such high hopes