devOops…

3 weeks to make a full mobile application. As a junior. Beat this.

Got yelled at because super important feature for a client was two days overdue.
The kicker is that they never even talked to IT about the feature let alone give us a decent spec/assignment.

So I guess my most unrealistic deadline was the day before yesterday...

It's 2021.

Bluetooth still sucks balls.

That's all.

Brain: Imagine if human live for 500 years.

Me: It'd be so awesome...

Job requirement: 100 year of JavaScript experience for junior dev.

omg....XD

I wanted to go into Academia but wasnt smart enough

!rant
*me logging into the demo system*
Me: so what is the login data?
Boss: we are a security company, what do you think?
Me: admin admin?
Boss: admin admin.

😂😂😂😂😂

Where do I get one?

Why is every fucking kid on campus watching me make something in vs and saying:

“WhOa ArE YoU hAcKinG”