I found a healthCheck function while troubleshooting an old application for a large auto manufacturer today. The healthCheck function was running several times a day on a timer. The function tries to insert a record into the database and returns whether or not it was successful. It was written in 1999 and has to date inserted over 2.5 million records into the database! 1/3rd of the data for this application was the same record.

How the hell did nobody notice this for 20 years!!!

Just tried to use CTRL+Z to go to the previous page in Chrome

Anyone else used Stack Overflow for many years without ever asking or answering a single question?

About to punch Android studio in the face! My SYNTAX IS CORRECT!!!! 😡😡😡😡

Dayuumm !!

function undefined() { }

There we go. Now undefined IS a function. Damn you JavaScript errors.

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

"Linux is only free if your time has no value." - Jamie Zawinski

I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my salary slip..They removed it from my computer immediately..

I wanna cry.

Front end dev be like:
Me:
This is greatest design concept ever!
Why isn't it working? It was working yesterday.
This is the stupidest design concept ever.
It works! It works! The client is going to love this as much as I do. It's exactly what they asked for!

Client:
Actually, can you do something completely different?