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Germany

Joined devRant on 11/3/2016

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In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

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Dev: Microsoft is shit

VS Code: (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Dev: Oh not you dear! You're not like the other guys

VS Code: (｡◕‿◕｡)

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Girlfriend: What's your biggest fear?

Me: That machines take over the world.

Girlfriend: What?

Toaster: What?

joke/meme joke

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Life saver

joke/meme

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Found something true as 1 == 1

joke/meme web funny node js npm

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This is a valid point.

joke/meme

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Q: How long did the loop take?

A: For a while

joke/meme bad jokes

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*Anything remotely technology related has an issue
Wife : I thought you were really good at computers?

Last time this came up our coffee maker wouldn't turn on.

🤷‍♂️

joke/meme

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Client: This works correctly, but I don’t like the code.

Me: What exactly do you not like?

Client: There are barely any lines of code. You need to add more to make it better.

I...I don’t know what to say.

rant 🙏

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My devduck arrived!

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I got a client asking for a free website for their company because it’s Black Friday...

rant black friday != free websites

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1969 vs 2017

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A small typo error can make you rethink about your existence 😂😂

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One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

joke/meme js funny joke

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When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

joke/meme that man is not me by the way it's fucking here

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Side Effects are the Root of all Evil
- LISP

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Guess who just collapsed several lines of code and then spent 10min looking for them.

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I'm so excited!

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Totally Relatable 😓😕

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"finally" what happened?

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void walks into a cave
doesn't return..............

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Definition of Linux users...

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Not me, but a colleague of mine ordered 10,000 pens with <company>.com printed on them - but our company had a .org address.

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Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.

rant c teacher programming

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Client: It works, it looks great! Thanks for everything!
Me: What? That isn't the new application, that's your old one. Your new one goes live tonight.

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"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

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Her: Hunny when will you be done?
Me: 5 more minutes, am almost done solving this issue

The lie we all tell

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I just joined a company where all push to master branch. 🙄

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My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

joke/meme testing gf penetration

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