@dfox How many users are on devRant?

Any Android ROM devs here?

Teaching 7-8 year olds the basics of web design. We're we're playing with CSS and changing colours of block elements and text. One girl put up her hand, completely confused as to why it wasn't working. Her code:

Section {
Background-color: rainbow;
}

Oh the wonderful mind of children

Yeah 😂

So I have a crush on a co-worker, she is also a dev. She is very cute despite her simplicity. I really wanted to talk to her, but I can't start a normal conversation with her. My mind just goes haywire.

BUT, just in case she is also on devRant:

If you happen to be reading this, I am the guy seated opposite the other table, we are facing each other. I liked you ever since the company outing. You are very cool and I want to spend more time with you.

:)

Programming is like sex.. One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime - Michael Sinz

@Gia85

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Don't be lazy when naming things. You yourself will be lost in all the a, b, c, ds, let alone your code reviewers.

Windows Command Line. It's an abomination and should be killed with fire!

devRant needs a 'continue where you left off' button, please @dfox

shared resources...

Black Friday for Dev....

Hi ! This is not a rant but more like a need for help.
Currently i am working in a retail job , but i am planing to open my own business where me and my team can develop apps and webs.
My family and friends are telling me that i will fail.
What should i do , chase my dream and become unemploymed for a short period of time , or continue the way i am living ?

Thank you for your time and patience , and i am sorry for grammatical mistakes !

-Question-

I am starting a web development company, my biggest fear is how can i find clients.
Does any of you guys has experience or any ideas of what i can do right or wrong?

!rant
Hi, i just finished developing a web page, and i wanted to ask you as in this case users what do you think about it, is it user friendly , any security breaches found or something?
Here is the link:
http://propika.com/

What is the best framework to use when creating an onlime chat.
For web and android too.

!rant
I've made a web page, which is divided in two parts which basically are the same thing but with different designs.
Can any of you please tell me which one should i remove from the project

Part1: http://propika.com/
Part2: http://propika.com/meshume/

I would like to thank in advance anyone who is willing to give me an idea !

Looking thru some old code, i lol'd

Is it possible to get enough money working remotely as a web developer using this Freelance Apps ?

!rant
Does any of you know what is the best book for php ?

DFS Algorithm

!rant

What are the chances of working as a freelancer using these freelancing web pages and making enough money to cover my expenses (ex: 800$/month).

I am a web developer.

when you screw up at a coding interview because you couldn't remember an algorithm you havent used in 7 years.

what are cool songs for programming? been listening to darude sandstorm for too long.

After checking my college code, Im surprised i even graduated.

customer: can you make the site as fast as google? I'm sure you can do that with one of those apps out there.

customer: why would i need your service if can make a Facebook with weebly?

Me: ...

when i work, i code. whe i sleep, i code. When i talk to friends, i talk about code. I figured out that its going to be a hell of a code review when I'm gone.

//TODO Tell Jerry to fix this

Me: Who is Jerry?