Well played, Google assistant! well played!

When your boss asks you to debug some crappy legacy code and you need to bring in the heavy artillery

Another reminder of Windows...

Savage!!! (-Programming Geeks)

Src: Telegram ->> programmerjokes
Old but fun LOL ;-)

Just got a message from a recruiter that contained this sentence: "I have the JS attached for your review". Took me a while to realise JS meant job specification and not JavaScript (which is required for the role).

I thought the duck can help, but instead it pooped on my laptop

Who needs Legacy Code to f*ck up your day when you can't understand the code you wrote 2 weeks ago

🙃 Javascript is beautiful 🙃

This answer is too accurate...

Fuck you to all the bosses who don't give a Fuck about their employees.

oh, it's getting serious

My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

How Programmers review code

ctrl+c

ctrl+v

Hahaha :-p ❤

—_😂_—

✘ Lie
✘ Lie
✘ Lie

When your desperate for food!!!

Who would win?

Installing Nvidia drivers in Arch linux right now. Tell my family I love them.

Thanks for the suggestion Google.

Sad story about refactoring.
Programmer: I cleaned up the codes, extract reusable methods, reduced repetitive code and improve overall readability and maintainability.
Manager: why the page still display the same.
Programmer: ...

Not that much dev-related, but still...

I wish I had a way of decompiling the code of my life, correcting it and then compiling it. I was diagnosed with Depression yesterday and it has turned me absolutely empty. The kind of empty where you feel like you're a void.

I'll survive. I know that much. I also know that it's going to be even harder than it was before.

Just for lighting the mood. This is also my struggle.

So I heard floor memes are cool these days. Here's mine with a bit of twist. Comic Sans, because it's beautiful.

Google adding to the dev toolbox! 🤓

Someone know where I can find some doc??

Following the trend..

The struggle is real

10 years of dev experience. Never forget your first errors