Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

Sure Google... sure.

Merry christmas...

A Linux distro that fits all.

I did not use my Windows 10 since weeks. Now I wanted to play some games and I got a bluescreen. It reboots several times. I did not miss it.

How many programmers does it take to change a light-bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

I love rain

GIT Cheat Sheet

a picture worth thousand words

This is a really helpful diagram of how the Linux infrastructure is laid out :)

That akward moment when your App finally takes down Pokemon Go down from the first place to second in AppStore but you can not be Happy about it 😑. Katwarn warned the users about the incidents of munich #prayformunich. Good to know people still care about the important things. 🙁

Tabs vs spaces war numbers :P https://dzone.com/articles/...

Once I was using rsync to copy some large files from a cloud to my local machine. So right after I started it, I went out for some coffee and when I came back it was not done. And to my horror I forgot to use --progress. For people who don't know what it does is , it only shows you how much copying is done. So now after about 45 mins of copying done , I had to stop it start all over again with --progress so that I can see the progress as it completed. 🤔

That moment that quite a few people want a CLI tool for devRant but very few actually have input :p

I love my job/hobbies.

About to start (or resume) development on the CLI tool, if you want to provide last-minute input you can do there here: https://github.com/ChappIO/devrant/...

or here: https://gitter.im/ChappIO/devrant

which is the title song of mr robot season 2 episode 1 daydream????

First thing i do with fresh osx/linux
1. oh-my-zsh
2. thefuck
3. brew
What's your choices ?

Manager: how is the progress, can we deliver it by next week?
SACH: i am having trouble with MYSQL server.
Manager: if yours is not working, take someone elses, i will talk to them
SACH: 😐

Skipped the night, I feel like an old person now.

15 minutes later my wife steps in, happy 56th birthday.

I feel ancient right now!

Giving instructions to Git and ending with

"Did you Git it?"

My job is so f**king unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work.
Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single f**king day.

Anyway, I drive these dicks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.

If you guys are keen on learning VIM, try searching vim adventures on google. Pretty cool site.

Me right there

Every linux or unix or programming tutorial ever

Good rule...print it out and hang it up!

this has probably been mentioned before but how about edit functionality on posts?

I do not consider my dog as a pet but as my family...do you agree?

Project be like...

Inner Peace!

Q: what's the difference between java and JavaScript?
A: the same difference as between car and carpet

Is it normal that devRant crashes at first start and works at the second try? Does somebody else has got this problem?