Let's make devRantRant so we can rant about devrants

Good guy me. Had an issue and no helpful answers were provided on Stack Overflow. Found a solution, and posted my answer, even the question is 6 months old.

How does one eat Cheetos and not ruin their keyboard??!!

Seems reasonable

Computer logic: It doesn't exist, but I will do it anyway.

*You can't make this shit up*

Recruiter: Hi, I saw your profile on LinkedIn and I think I have a great programmer opportunity for you today! Can you tell me a little bit about your experience?

Me: Sure, I mostly work with JavaScript and C# and have several years of experience in designing, developing, and deploying enterprise-level applications in production environments.

Recruiter: Hmm, um OK. Have you ever created programs using InDesign or Microsoft Word?

Me: Excuse me?

Recruiter: You know, anything like pamphlets or event brochures?

Me: Are you talking about physical paper programs such as those that accompany events/conferences?!

Recruiter: Yes! What else would I be taking about?

Me: I'm in the software development industry, so I thought you were talking about programming in that context.

Recruiter: Oh no! Those positions are for the men, sweety. I mean, I wouldn't expect any women to know that other techy stuff...

*Hangs up*

this dark theme is boss

I wish I had this board game when I was a kid

Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

Wow.. just saw it!

Avoiding speed cameras

Backend programmer

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

Isn't it funny how many untied loose ends you remember right after deployment?

We have all had this happen xD
- via CodeChef

When you are from Italy and you joke with your own monuments.

manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

after hours of debugging your program without any luck...
wife(never programmed a day in her life): what's up?
me: I can't figure out why this program won't work
wife: oh! you're probably missing a semi-colon somewhere

.wife
{
right:100%;
}

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

Hey girl,
I wish you were asynchronous,
So you'd give me a callback. :|

This app should have a monokai theme

When you use an app for developers to rant about code but you cannot write nicely formatted code blocks... 🤔

that's right

Real programmers count from 0 :D

How did the Stack Overflow developers debug their code?!? :O

When you write scripts to automate stuff because you're lazy, but you spend so much time writing them it makes you doubt your own laziness

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Pacific != specific