The +$1k shows that direct managers (of course) affect performance raises. Call them (him) on their bullshit. What was his %? Counter with “record profits.” They (men) count on women not fighting back.

You just might consider your own startup but with the real twist that you make it a dev owned/dev run model—meaning a democratic managerial and profit shared governance. Read Gar Alperovitz and Richard Wolff. Startup financing is certainly a concern but probably a much lower threshold than almost any other business. Unfortunately, were you to follow such a path devRant would be significantly impoverished by deprivation of your masterly account of managerial scumbaggery.

“Manager: I don’t understand”
Props for honesty.

Paid to learn way better than learned to pay.

Milton. Just line clear.

When they answer themselves without realizing.

@boombodies never doubted ya. I’ve experienced worse.

Hey—at least it sounds like you give a fuck.

High probability cause of the server’s original fail: said “Manager.”

If CY —> FY I’m with ya.

You don’t get how jokes work, which is all right. But that you don’t get the Mayan connection — fucking unforgivable. -100.

31_8 = 25_10 = 17_18
Going to have to vote this down if only Mayans get it.

@peaam Having been on devRant just a few weeks, finally reading this, and having already been a true believer in the power of complain/support/overcome, I’m gonna add a “Wow”. Just freaking awesome. Worker solidarity and human decency. I just might have to allow my hardened steel case of cynicism to fissure just a scoach. Thanks for putting this out there. Huzzahs all around.

No manager is responsible for anything. Ever.

Tune up. Bake down. Remember your purpose is the PPP: Paycheck Protection Program. Anything beyond — emotions or whatever the fuck? —pointless.

If mgmt ever admits a mistake the universe will contract in a violent collapse wherein quantum wormholes will shred their entanglement entropy into causally distinct globs of puss.

@black-kite Or at least the building, Milton.

Go for the offer. Present to current employer. Augment.

You owe them nothing.

Those who can dev, dev. Those who can't manage.

If I wanted you coherent for this job, I'd pay in fucking whiskey.

I'm the best fucking fullstack d you've ever seen. Fortran only.

I'm sending over my fucking XPSM1330 for repair. I'll pay in tequila.

Fuck. Now I want that and a seven-layer burrito. fuck