: Bro! I have CNN exam tomorrow but the accuracy of my Computer Vision Network is too low.

: Have you tried Yolo?

: You're right, exams don't matter anyway.

: What?

: What?

I missed half of the Algorithm classes because of sleep but managed to keep the highest marks.
Faculty members that don't force on attendance are a blessing!

I didn't even know it existed xD

Got some really responsible teammates in my University project.
We have split our tasks and everyone is working accordingly.

This seems like a dream!

Just got this portrait monitor.
Gotta say, I love all that real estate.

Me pushing myself to finish my tasks.

Finals will be finally over.

Todo list:
1) Finish Witcher 3
2) Work on Python projects

How long did you spend for witcher 3?
I'm 100 hours into it currently.

Bumped into my crush twice today,
nothing could have boosted my productivity more.

Urrrgh

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

Had to fire up both, and this came to my mind. xD
<3 VSCode

When/how do nocturnal people interact with other people and get into a relationship?

It feels so lonely here.

People don't consider your sickness until you are on a bed showing symptoms.

Mental sickness is never considered.

When your coworker commits with a message that says "No Comment" 🐸

Procrastinated one whole month.
Now I have only 15 days left for an Android project.
🙂🔫

“‘I majored in engineering — it’s almost a badge of
pride to build something that looks awful.’” @erikdkennedy

Worst nightmare for a programmer might be dealing with a poorly written requirement paper.

I missed Eclipse last night, because I use IntelliJ.

Can you name any esoteric programming language that has a minimal number of 'keywords' and its interpreter can be designed simply?
For example BrainFuck programming language.

Microsoft needs to get a clue from the rising traffic in GitLab. People don't trust them anymore.

"I solemnly swear, my code is 💯% mistrake free."

We should have a devRantRant where people will rant about developer's rants on devRant.

PHP is magic.

And most programmers are disbelievers of magic.

Finally done with a project.
It always feels like the first time.

You are lonely because ->
You don't have a partner because ->
You are a nocturnal person because ->
Night might be the best time for development because ->
You are too much obsessed with programming because ->
You are lonely because ->
...

Everytime I face a new bug, my innerself tries to convince me that I can never find a solution to this.
But my gut feelings know that sooner or later I've always found a solution.

Thanks to all the devs sharing their problems in the internet.

How many of you are completing undergraduate degrees?

Are you pursuing any special discipline? (E.g software engineering, Data science...)

Or you are grasping a bit of everything?

Would you make WPF apps or Windows Form apps in 2018?

"I want to be irresistible to women" wished the man to the genie.
The genie snaps his fingers and the man turns into a box of chocolates.

And that, my friend, explains the difference between a programmer's intention and what he writes in his program.

Even circuits can be cross coupled, and yet you are single.