Instagram Sniffer. A project that learns all about you and tells what it has learned [more details]

And thus I am single :)

-2000 : C# planned to copy entire Java and Java said C# won't be able to.
-2003 : C# copies Java and Java complained
-2005 : C# denied he didn't copy Java and Java laughed
-2008 : C# started to be more than Java and Java felt sick
-2010 : C# became more mature AND Java home defunct (Sun MicroSystems)
-2013 :Java plan to copy C# and C# laughed
-2015 :Java copied C# and C# laughed
-2017 :Java still can't copy C# and C# is laughing
-2018 no one will copy their neighbor and WE HOPE SO.

How to write bad code

As soon as someone watches me code over my shoulder my IQ drops by 50%

She: I like people who takes risks.
He : I develop in a prod server.
She: My place or you place? 😉

Why does the image compression on here suck so bad? It's especially bad if you try to post text. Just go and buy pied piper and your problems are solved.

That's the spirit