I saw this when I was searching for some drivers... Realtek 2017

Yoda speaks like he wasn't careful with his async calls

"a Jedi You are"

!rant

++swag;

Now to find room or apply for a new computer at work..

Thanks!

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When your vending machine throws an unhandled exception...

Debugging programs is like trying to cut all of the corners off of a square. You might get them all, but when you look again, you now have 8 more.

Eventually, you get sick of the exercise, so you redefine your 1024-sided polygon to be a circle, because all the corners are features anyway.

When you introduce new bugs while debugging old ones..

Source r/ProgrammerHumor another yet interesting volume control. I call it the pumping one.

Lollll

My experience with Adobe...
(I recently moved to Canada)

Me: I want to give you money. (Tries to pay with Canadian card)

Adobe: Sorry, you have a US account, you must use a US card.

Me: Okay, what are my options to pay with my Canadian card?

Adobe: We have to delete your US account and create a Canadian one.

Me: Okay... Why can't you just switch the country from US to Canada on my account?

Adobe: *bullcrap response*

Me: Okay, delete it and transfer everything.

*Kicks me out of the chat.
*I log back in. Try to reconnect to customer service chat.

Adobe: AdobeID unable to participate in chat.

*I'm 30 minutes into this ordeal

Me: (to myself) I could literally torrent this program in 5 minutes 🤔

Lesson: if a company wants people to not torrent their software make it easier for a willing fucking customer to buy your software!

Since the chat doesn't work anymore, I called customer service and am still on hold.... 😤😤😤

Why does the internet have borders?

Le me everytime opportunity knocks on my door.

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

Client: how much for a face recognition system?
...
Client: well fuck you that's too expensive, I ll have my nephew do it.

My tattoo