I don't understand the concept of drinking tea or coffee. More over why is everyone is so surprised when I say "I don't drink tea or coffee." ??

How do you deal with low motivation?

Ask for a <br>

how NOT to commit

How to have girlfriend if you're a geeky type of person?

What your non-tech friend wonder about your search history?

the fuck is this shit

My penis.

Company kept scaling work but not employees

There are people in my workplace who ask "why did you set your IDE to dark theme?". How do I convince them that turning off the lights above my cubicle, lowering the screen brightness and having a dark theme is the best thing ever to concentrate?

Not to mention earbuds and a hoodie.

How do I convince them that once you turn to the Dark Side, there's no coming back?

Confession: sometimes when im too lazy to look at the db schema, i just select *, and filter the stuff i need from the ResultSet.

What's the Object Oriented way to become wealthy?
Answer: Inheritance

Shakespeare quotes 😶

The TV on my plane seat glitched out...

unzip; strip; touch; grep; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; umount; sleep

This is so me 😂

Why should I make my fucking code messier and write some bullshit workaround just because you’re a stubborn idiot who refuses to upgrade your fucking operating system and browser. ARGHGHGGH

Hi guys!

I look forward to sharing all my daily frustrations with you :^)

FUCKING ELITIST BASTARDS

Life as a developer.

True true 😂

Happy PI-day!

Yesterday, my employer promoted me to lead web developer.

I’m still the only web developer.

After years in frontend, I still have to google how to link css and script files in html.

Real question tho. How do y'all actually put stickers directly on your laptop??
Like. For me that's some serious level of commitment. I always want to but I worry I'll hate it eventually and removing it would suck and scar

I can't even put stickers on the cases 😭😭 but like. Seeing a fresh new looking body when you take everything off is always soo soothing to me

Finishing what I started!!

Resist the urge to punch some of my co-workers.

Learn everything about web design and web development

Hey, how come male avatars don't get cool hair colors? :( Could that be added?

Technically correct.

Here nerds. Here are some Dev Books for free!

Http://Goalkicker.com - Has like 50 categories of developing Languages and tools notes. iOS pdf has 800 pages. Java has 900!

And if youre living under a rock, here's a github repo of 1,044 PDFS (last I checked) - https://github.com/tpn/pdfs

Go learn something!