just recently....

Hello DevRant !
I happened to find DevRant by chance.
I would usually go find a random guy in office and rant but now I found this !
Great being here !

Do you ignore the warnings too? Or you use a library to stop them?

Our team just got the best email from our client hahaha

Many can relate. 🤔

This is why one shouldn't code in more than one language a day. Basically spent almost 15 minutes to find out why it wasn't working.

Devops

I had 4 raspberry pi’s and I set up a work bench to learn networking and devops !!

JS Frameworks

Totally agree...

My cs prof just said if loop.

Find me a co-founder of a startup who while telling about his/her company doesn't say "Machine Learning" in his/her speech.

I dare you. I double dare you.

I think Linux is indeed Userfriendly, there are just Users which aren't Computerfriendly.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Well that was a fun call I just had.

Owner of the company I freelance for: Hey I forgot to tell you something.

Me: What?

Owner: I bought you a plane ticket to fly to Puerto Rico. You're heading out in a month.

Me: What?! Why????

Owner: To set up cryptocurency mining rigs.

Me: Just because I know a bit about mining doesn't make me an expert.

Owner: We have $80k in our pocket in investments from outside parties, with another $20-30k on the way. You get 20% of the coins mined for as long as you manage it.

Me: So we're gonna set up several rigs, utilizing a b250 motherboard, g4400 CPU, 8GB of RAM and 10 GPUs each. We'll have AMD rigs for monero and Nvidia rigs for Ethereum and others. We'll use awesome miner for profitability switching on the fly. Each machine is probably going to be $5k each, possibly $4k with bulk discounts. We'll need at least 1500W per rig for power, 2000W to be safe, so we need to make sure we have ample power delivery to the mining warehouse.

Owner: I thought you weren't an expert?

Me: I'm not, but when there's money involved my motivation to Google goes into overdrive.

Today I have my final exam in Computer Science *.*

Wish me luck🙏

The box said ‘Requires Windows Vista or better’. So I installed LINUX.
😜🤘

Google assistant is better than siri ....
Beleive me 😉

A client’s server crashed so they called us. When we checked the logs we found a user was logged in 200,000+ times. We told them the user and a few minutes later we get a picture of a cupcake that was on the enter key. They got cupcake DOS attacked. My team isn’t in charge of the login functionality but I can say the team that is got a fairly aggressive internal support ticket.

Today I discovered MIT OpenCourseWare.

I hate university, and I usually doze off during lectures, but my god, I've been listening to "Introduction to Algorithms" for about 6 hours now, and I'm hanging on to every word.

My brother and I were checking out this new restaurant that had opened up recently. As we enter,

I inadvertently blurt out, "Hey! This place has a nice UI!"

Brother - "Wut?"

Me - "Ambience, I meant ambience."

Bus has no drivers!

😂
Courtesy - xkcd.com

Vue.js or ReactJS ?

90% of c/c++ "lovers" whose favourite language is c/c++ apparently turns out it is the only language they have ever known.
Mermaid syndrome too strong amongst Indian Devs.

Any College professors shorter than 5 feet 5 inch should be known as microprofessors.

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

Why are the people who give shitty design suggestions always in majority in my team 😓.
Fuck this world!!!

Completely switched to Linux (Debian 9) from Windows.
Good Luck to me!!

JavaScript is like Voldemort. It can do great things. Terrible things! But great!