Felt like sharing this, even if Windows updates are so overly talked about.

Source Code Activism is a thing that should not exist.

Keep your filthy CoC away from the Linux kernel you freaking bastards.

10/10 marketing, tbh

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

When reading your old code, there are two feelings you may have:
1. I was such a dumbass back then
2. I was so thoughtful back then

If its #2, seek a position outside development, like product management, your coding career is probably over.

Ooooh I feel savage. I got this little USB-Stick from an event of Microsoft and I am using it to install Linux on every computer I can get in between my fingers.

Dev at some point of the Interview.
Me: ...and how good do you consider yourself with vanilla JavaScript.
Him: erm... I think I'm very Good with Javascript but to be honest, never heard of that Vanilla framework. There are so many libs/frameworks that it's hard to keep up.
Me: ...

Java 11 is out!

Your life is one big exception.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on binary tree it became a linked list

Your code has so much spaghetti it can be fed to the starving children in Africa.

yourBrain.use(); // java.lang.NullPointerException

Boss: I saw your last commit, great work!
Dev: But... You told me to delete all the features I added...
Boss: Yes, fantastic improvements!

Client: Can I speak to the developer responsible for my website?
Developer: Speaking...
Client: You have a deep voice for a 5 year old.

"Oh I notice you have already run uglify?"

Coder: "No"

Credit to /r/ProgrammerHumor

You: fuck me in the ass
Me, an intellectual: penetrate me in the vulnerabilities