SSL denied to shake his hand

Be safe

When the PM says that it's a 'temp solution'

Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.

Android studio in my case. lol

Python 3.8 now has "the walrus operator"

:=

damn this is brilliant

Q: How much space will be freed up once Britain leaves the EU?
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A: 1 GB

Heroku. Deploy and forget. Good for beginners too. And the add-ons make it extra easy to find nice toys to add to your app

Is it too much to ask for the dumb ass devs behind Eclipse to fucking let a FRESH install - no plugins yet, open without crashing?

is that even a thing?

Fuck you Eclipse, and companies that make me use this useless pile of shit!

Always double check your work before submitting😀

Both bathrooms on the floor being used. Had to go downstairs to use bathroom.

Translation:
I took this shit to a whole new level.

One time, I accidentally deleted all the data from one of the client's database table (invoices) because i forgot to comment the line from the script.

Good thing there were some backups and I was able to restore everything without anyone noticing. I was so fucking dumb at that time and I felt all the blood rush to my head at that moment when I did a SELECT * and NOTHING was displayed on the screen.

Rookie mistake.

Don't develop depression, develop a personality instead, be more outgoing and outspoken, work out, dress better and make your life shit that goes beyond coding.

Tired of people in tech being this way. Everyone acts as if monkeying away on the keyboard makes them some sort of autistic genius that is too good for everyone else.

Some of you have the social skillset of a fucking potato.

You code dude. Most of you develop websites...chill the fuck out.

One day I am going to open a bar called 'foo'

Ever feel this😂😂

this is it!

I mean, they're not wrong...

Deep in my heart I hate css

So these motherfuckers... they have stored the queries to generate the reports... fucking guess where. Just guess.

They stored the queries AS FUCKING STRING DATA IN THE TABLE. And you know how they get the parameters? A FUCKING JOIN WHERE THEY HAVE STORED THE PARAMS AS DATA IN ANOTHER TABLE.

So you query set the params to query to get the query to get that is joined with a query to get the reports.

If God is a programmer after all y’all are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

I have a confession, I use animated gif's in chats to avoid giving answers when I couldn't be bothered, nobody ever complains and I don't feel guilty.

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Buster is released!

Also, did you know that Linux.Pizza can serve your machine with updates?

😂😂

To Firebase, Fuck you you ass fucking holes and fuck your useless docs
All I wanted to do is to verify your stupid id token from the backend fuck server. wasted my whole fucking day on this crap.

Nobody:

Me: Let's buy a bunch of stickers

A weird bug in dotnet online

https://github.com/dotnet/try/...

fuck off

Antergos 😞
https://antergos.com/blog/...

Nooooooooooooooooooo! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭