First time me ranting about PHP.

First time. I still really like the language.

But what the fuck.
I am debugging, I narrowed down bug to my validator.
I played with php console and debugger and narrowed down to that one offending line.

Narrowing down to smaller and smaller examples when it dosent work, confusion and tension grows in me.

And then it hit me.
Confusion got to apogeum.

Anyone, if you know the anwser, please tell me.
WHAT THE FUCK?

maybe thats task for stack overflow? Hrm...
No, I dont have time to explicitly tell what I tried to google and spend 4 hours to have all checkmarks ticked before asking lol

~During app demo to our client~

- And when you click here the request will be submitted, the admin will be notified.
*App crashes*
- And of course the app will close itself since it's the end of the process.
- Client: That's good
- Me: ⊙﹏⊙

App developers, the fastest way for me to uninstall your application is for you to start sending push notifications for things that are completely unnecessary. They won't remind me to use the app. They'll remind me to uninstall it.

When the new guy on the team uses click bait titles on his PRs... that’s when you realise this guys going to go far.

for fucks sake

#Deep #Memories

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

Simple flowchart XD

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

This is my motivation.

Oh shit

I will just leave it here 🙂

Oh no microsoft is gonna buy github!

Just like they bought xamarin and turned it from a buggy piece of shit into something borderline useful?

Just like they funded canonical so ubuntu could become a distro what any person can use as easily as windows because they had money to actually hire people?

Just like they bought mojang and invested billions in an education platform?

Oh boy whatever will we do...

My life right now

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

The mobile web version of GitHub is absolute garbage. It's so shitty I don't even get why they bother. It lacks basic features like issue searching and the interface is so dumbed down everything just feels cheap and I always feel like I'm missing out.

All the devs I've talked to say they always just select "show desktop version." I do that too. It works perfectly. It's so fucking annoying. I wish they would just make a real mobile version, that's not missing features, or just default to the desktop app on mobile - works fine and everyone uses it anyway.

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

A new sales guy in a startup I used to work at was using Internet Explorer. I told him why are you using IE, it's a shitty browser and how frontend devs suffer to support it.
Before I continued, he interrupted me saying that he used to be the regional head of sales team in Microsoft and started defending IE.
I was like Oookaaayy.
......he left the company a week or two later

Xcode has the gayest color selector ever put into an IDE, oh and black is not black, it's Licorice! ❤️

Mmm. Hmm.

The only expressions devs have

Its always a feature. They just dont get it. 🙄

This cracks me up ever time 😂😂

the eclipse "Dark" theme is brighter than my future

I did it boys, shes mine. 😃
Happy Valentines

Another hackathon is over.

Didn't win this one either but I am slowly recognising my weaknesses and (hopefully) getting better.

A good night's sleep and I'm ready for the next one. :)

Beyond Hackathon 2017 @ Athens, Greece

Just learned C# today. Excited to add it to my resume! 😁

The saddest error message I've ever seen. Poor LinearLayout 🙁

Same here