Boils my fucking blood.

How many billions of dollars is Microsoft worth again? And they still make me update my fucking updater?

Why is there even a separate program for updating??

10 years ago, I found a vulnerability in the connection between an insurer I was working for, and the network of databases of municipalities. I was only a hacker in so far as kids who watched Hak5 are considered hackers, so I always carried this laptop with a fake access point, package sniffer, wep crack, sslstrip, etc with me.

The vulnerabilities allowed me to register a new identity, for which I requested a passport.

Walking up to the town hall desk with two passports with different names, both mine, was pretty cool.

I did not do anything malicious, and was hired to fix the issues (wep encryption on insurers trusted wifi, and municipality postgres gave write access to all third parties)

For a few days I was the coolest kid in school though!

Could we theoretically put a virtual box in to a virtual box in to a virtual box...till the infinity?

!rant

My girlfriend brought me her laptop at the hospital so I could code. Hello self project.

Rant

It is fucking hard to type while being plugged from fucking everywhere!

My boss asked me to do tech support today as one of tech support employee was not feeling well.

The very first call i attended, went like:

Me : Sir, this is xyz support desk. How may i help you?

*Listening his problem*

Me : Sir solution is pretty simple. Just do a Right click on application shortcut icon and then select "Open File Location".

Client : where can i find "Right Click"?

So I use a TV shows tracking app and for some reason, all the titles of the shows have been replaced by "your mama don't dance". Wtf?

😂😂😂 Hackerrank gives you an XKCD comic whenever you get a 404 on their site:

When the project manager gives you a specification and a deadline at the same time...and nobody has been consulted...

Precautions. Good one facebook!

Never getting a straight answer about key aspects of the system, I cringe every time I hear "can you make it configurable"

Bugs... They are unstoppable

Which one guys?

Halloween

Mind blown! Microsoft invented the concept of touch bar way before apple. oO

https://youtu.be/OSFlvml0Sso

Surprises me how everybody is saying apple invented it.

i hate to see code that looks like this:

At least college girls talks to you to get help in their projects.

Client : Hey make me five page website with blabalabla blabla blabla blablablablablabla that should be easy for you! for 10$?
me : for 10$ i can create a new folder and thats it and i am not gonna call it project i will name it asdaddaddadsas!

Been there.

Every IT Helpdesk call summed up in one Star Trek scene:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Go home apple you are drunk!