Found these on Facebook. What type of coder are you ? Have a few. Will post them as I can.

CLIPPY IS BACK! Who needs rubber ducks when you can have this old friend back?

https://channel9.msdn.com/coding4fu...

What do we say to the java update?

*chuckles more than should*

A recursive bar walks into itself.

Prototype devRant rubber duck. Depending on my craft skills, might have a variety of dev themed capes too

Right hand working on that "billion dollar" website idea of mine; Left hand holding our 4month baby who won't sleep when put down!!!!

So just to clear things up for some social misfits, I am not an actual slut. I was called a "Codeslut" by someone who claims he saw it somewhere and thought it means a positive thing, or whatever. It doesn't matter what his true intent was.

So as a joke, I took it in stride and renamed myself from MissDirection to QueenCodeslut. Problem is I did not k ow at the time that I'd be stuck with this name for 6 months.

But it's fine, I have a good sense of humor. Yet it seems that this gives people carte blanche to call me a slut, or other things. I get that there may be issues with tone and intent in text based communication, and that there are language barrier at times, but keep in mind that I am not a slut. And me being @QueenCodeslut does not mean I wish to be referred to as a slut.

I hope I've made myself clear. Now let's get back to dev-related content.

I knew it...

Tested and checked in code. Left on vacation and came back.

The code I checked in still was there, still works, and didn't cause any fires while I was gone :)

Success!

Been quite some time since I have last worked with PHP, but it is that time again.

New project, demanded that PHP being used.

*clicks knuckles

🤔🤔

Found it in Telegram😂

My worst nightmare:

No dark theme.

Last Friday, because of a stupid ass shitty engineer who constructed a footpath in the most shitty way I Sprained my ankle in one of the dents in it. But the story about this pizza picture is that my friend and I had planned a trek on a Saturday which obviously got cancelled. He saw how pissed I was he went online on Domino's website, changed input in a JSON file on one of Domino's wheel spinner which got me the maximum discount available there and I bought the pizza. He did that multiple times. Some Relief there. 🥂🍕
#Pizza_makes_everything_better

"...the way he has written the code, it feels nasty man. I would have done it this way..."

Fuck you and your feelings. If you think my code is bad, give justification for it. Explain the fucking reason. Stop saying it "feels" like a bad code.

Fucking tired of this mentality in most of the developers. Why is it that the moment you look at someone else's code, you feel like you would have written it better. Programming is problem solving. And you can solve a problem in couple of different way.

If the code is absolute shit, has followed no best practices then yeah, go ahead and call it a bad code. But just because you would have moved some lines here and there, that doesn't mean the other persons code is horrible.

Goddamit!

This is Right. :D

if (num == 1) suffix = "st";
else if (num == 2) suffix = "nd";
else if (num == 3) suffix = "rd";
else suffix = "th";

This app proves, geeks can be social but only with intellectuals like them

It's a constant battle

Seriously fuck mandatory security questions, these are my options:

What year did you meet your spouse?
I'm single.
What is your favorite book as a child?
I didn't have a favorite book. (and still, don't)
In which city did you meet your spouse?
I'm single
What is the first name of the first person you went to prom with?
Didn't go to prom.
Which state did you first visit (outside of your birth state)?
I've been to about 43 states and can't remember when I started traveling, how the fuck am I supposed to know?
In which city was your spouse born?
Again I'm single.
In which city did your oldest sibling get married?
I don't have any siblings.

C'mon, at least let me create my own question because right now I have no choice but to make up random shit and write it down in LastPass as a note.

That weird moment when you don't understand what ++ or -- means in devRant cause you Python developer

I get bothered when I hear someone say "my program is refusing to do x". The program is doing exactly what you have told it to do.

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

If nobody has told you today, your code is looking good ❤️

👈😎👈

My coffee mug 😎