When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

A developer's worth is only measurable in their absence. 😢

Besides silicon valley... What are other series for coders/developers/entrepreneurs?

I wonder how many girl developers are here...

This morning... Five hours of theoretical lesson of informatics, systems and networks!! :)
Let's Go! 💪

Artists asked to give them some code to draw it on robot-boss's screen animation. I gave them this:
if (humans.count > 0)
{
weapon.charge();
weapon.aim();
weapon.killAll(humans);
}
dominate(world);

tactics.recalculate();
ai.analyze();

Devrant algos on point.

!rant
When learning to develop mobile applications, should I learn android and iPhone separately, or just use xamarin instead?
Can xamarin replace it all, or do you loose some functionality/performance etc when using it over android studio and Xcode?

I hate JMockit the documentation is pathetic

Old client texted me yesterday: the website and pos system you made does not work anymore... Why ?

I saw that their domain was moved to another host and texted back: "some has moved the domain so that's why."

Client: "how can this be fixed"
Me: "move the domain back"
Client: "but then the new system I bought cannot function".
Me: oh well, then you are in trouble, if the new company you hired to make you a new system and website had been using just a little brain power, this would not happen. Now you have to bring your new system up and working before you open your store...

I could have helped them by pointing a sub domain to the server, but he never ever treated me with respect, and never payed in time, and he did not tell me about this move before he initiated it.

Me: shuts down server and thingking: good luck working with those new "professionals"

Seriously people are dumb to drill a headphone jack in iPhone 7?

http://storypick.com/iphone-drill/