>get hired at new company
>so big nobody knows anybody
>buy ancient company swag on ebay and put it at your desk
>everyone thinks you're a ten year

Totally my step one in any plan!

How to get fired (no pun intended)

Coffee <3 in morning, night, every days at every moment 😍

!rant
400 Nerf bullets just arrived... Office is gonna become a war zone...

Well.. 😂

Dear dfox,

Thank you for not making your app completely change layouts and screw up scrolling whenever we turn on our sides when reading rants in bed, unlike nearly every mobile web browser out there. We all really appreciate it.

--Random devRanter

Did anyone else find Javascript fun and easy to learn?
Or am I doing something wrong?

Just curious.

When you fire a sysadmin... think twice.

Pretty much sums it up.

Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

I like PHP and I develop on Windows 10.

And I have a light theme on my text editor.

Get your butt off of devRant and do some coding.

I'm almost done

Inside Linux

Me: *poking my girlfriend
Her: *the look of pure hatred in her eyes
Me: remember you can't break these fingers. These fingers are the reason we have money
Her: *groans* Yeah, you're right

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

When petrol stations worldwide have default user/pass...

*facepalm*

Real life application of Data Structures :p

Google owns us.

Too true, too true...

Just broke 3000++ but no stress ball because my stories aren't as funny as my comments. :(

Am I the only one who hesitates to ++ a rant with 32, 64, 128, 256, etc ++'s?

I mean there's something satisfying about seeing 2^n numbers as an all-around computer nerd...

What do the new MacBook and a black hole have in common?

There's no Escape!

Kindly asking for help

Programmer was smoking...

lady nearby: "can't you see the warning smoking is injurious to your life!"

Programmer: "we are not worried about warnings only about Errors"

We've all been there.

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

Life of Programmer