I can't believe that this platform is still not dead!! Aren't the devs ranting on X more?

Factory girl fucked my test, I should have learnt to handle her first.

Tats Google Tez App for me

My girlfriend dumped me coz I named a js prototype on her, she said I treated her as classless.

Finally Rails doesn't look like MAGIC to me anymore.

After doing 3 fucking projects

Upvote if you are an Indian and you are here coz Facebook looks haunted with padmavati and other BJP Congress shit.

Broke Up with my girl.
Can't focus on Project.
Plz help, tell me how you guys recover from this.

You always need to remind yourself that where you began :)

Noobs : Send Nudes
Programmer's : Send Scripts

A different error message ! finally some progress ! :)

WinnieThePoo is a bug in the name of user it ++d everyone's rants and all of them

So I'm here after a long break coz my life is shit all over again, and only devRant allows me to rant officially.

I was selected by a recruiter visiting our college in very early days of the campus placements, September last year,

Problem 1:
I wasn't allowed to sit in any of the other recruitment drives by the college, even when I didn't really like the job profile I was in

Problem 2:
The company is taking 12 tests and wants me to work on 3 Projects of bootstrap, rails, and react each, before they give me joining.

Here I am working like an asshole with all frustrations after my college got over to finish the tasks without a penny.

This frustration is only causing more and more delay in my work.

My office WiFi is freaking fast upto 25mbps, should I download Torrents using it. Is there a possibility that corporate networks are under more surveillance ?

Is it so

I met my crush last day, she is a junior from the same college, everything was fine until when she wanted to find a recharge shop to recharge her phone. I opened PayTm(One of the Mobile Wallet here in India) and said I'm doing it.

Her reaction : What ? How ? You can do recharge right away from your phone ! wow !

I lost my interest on her :(
She is BTech Final Year Student
Tragedies

Student Account Password at the university. No changes the default. It's their DOB and first two letters of the name.

Injection steps:
Open Database ( I am the Placement Representative )
Copy DOB
Paste
Add the first two alphabet
Unlocked

My gf tried to charge the pendrive, coz the pc said device not recognized.
How they do this ???

My life was troublesome today, had to help a non programmer to run jar files.

The jar executed well from command line in Windows 10 but didn't work on double click.

Did all the tricks, registry edits, cmd commands and at last I found a miracle tool called Jarfix.

Just double click and all okay.

The root cause of the problem was 7zip.

This bug is reported in the Oracle bug reporting and they have closed it as " Will not fix" low-priority report.

C++ is the worst thing ever happened to the developer community.

Doesn't have a stand of its own. Always changing.

When we know the listener is dumb.

Family expectations from an engineer in India:

Go fix the ceiling fan, it's very slow these days.
😖

My internship at startup:
Dream: Lots of coding
Reality: Maintaining Excel sheets for API functions.😑

Wanted to work as a Data Scientist, got a job of ruby on rails developer 😪

What should I do, fix grub or have an omlet.