While you're reading this,81739292749201738382 JavaScript frameworks and libraries were written!

Gotta separate those concerns properly y'all.

Hilarious :')

Why the hell do people make websites with VALID SSL certs redirect BACK TO HTTP? What the fuck is wrong with them?!

Is it possible to get a job by learning code by self leaning from Internet?

This beer label is awesome!

Yeap... This shit is getting out of control...

Not having any hackathons in your area

My worst hackaton experience is not having participated in one :'(

Funny SO easter egg for those who haven't already seen it...

If you navigate to http://stackoverflow.com/admin.php/ you're redirected to a random 10 hour YouTube video.

Source: /r/ProgrammerHumor/

Why don't programmers like nature?

It has too many bugs.

UI vs UX

Just got paid for my first job! I so happy 😊

!Rant

How do you get your motivation back?

I had so much motivation on the way home, then got to my desk and decided, I didn't have the motivation

Help!

What's the longest line numbers that you guys have saw in a code?

Feature Request:
Please make the second top bar fold into top bar, i can see more then

Every time I mess up my git branch I usually find that its pretty futile to fix it with fancy commands like 'git reset', 'git prune', 'git rebase', etc. I usually find it easier to just start over from scratch.

They should really add a command for that

'git fuck-it-start-over'

I just found out devRant was written in php. But I thought on devRant everybody hates php..?

For fuck sake a goddamn "+" is a fucking valid character in an email address!!!!!!

I was excited about a Hackathon... got there and the theme was REGEX! Just kill me already!

This happened a while ago but I till remember it. I'm an Intern within a nice company where everything is open (one big ass room):

Designer: bob
Salesman: peter
(Random names)

Bob: Hey peter, these PDF files you got from the client are corrupt, could you ask him for good versions?
Peter: [on the phone with PDF client coincidentally] Sir, the pdf's you send are corrupt according to our designer.
.............…….............................................
He says that it must be you using a weird operating system.
Bob: Hey dude (me), could you check?
Me: Sure (checked on my Linux, corrupt indeed), yup deffo corrupt or something.
Peter: [on phone] Sir, they really seem to be corrupt. [Talking on phone] He says it must be your operating systems, can it be that your systems are fucking this up?
Me and bob: Highly unlikely!
Peter to client: Dear sir, I've got two very competent professionals here who say you are not right and the document is simply corrupt and I'm definitely going to trust them on this one so may I kindly request a new version!

He is a great salesman!

CSS is easy. It’s like riding a bike, which is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything is on fire because it is hell.

How many of you actually like the open workplace environment?

Today the CEO called a meeting with our team just to get to know us personally and have some friendly chat. These meetings are to become a regular thing. Seems like he really cares about his employees.

Trying to find that one line of php you need to change in a magento project

App/design/frontend/base/default/template/this/is/not/gonna/be/the/template/youre/looking/for/fuckyou.phtml

Report to who?

Client: My email not working
Me: What error message you getting
Client: Nothing, it's just stuck on Outbook
Me: Is your Internet working?
Client: Yes, of cause am not that stupid
Me: No! No! just asking as checkup
Client: Okay
Me: Open your Internet Browser and goto Google or Facebook
Client: Okay hold on..I am getting message "There is no Internet Connection"
Me: Yea, your Internet is not working that's why email can't be send. Talk to your IT Guy or Internet Provider about it.
Client: Okay, thanks!

Apparently working 80+ hour weeks for a year gets you "met expectations" in your review since "shit rolls down the hill".

Chinese measure tape...

Achievement for me!
I fixed my code on the way to work via SSH using just my phone.