Best pickup line ever

Unpopular opinion: superhero movies fucking suck.

Today I learned:

`/usr` stands for “universal system resources” not “user”

`/dev` stands for “device” not “development”

Had no idea.

Linux is only free if your time has no value.

Bulma framework, thanks for existing!

Lightweight, CSS only, very fucking easy to use and understand and a beautiful!

As a backend/server/security guy, front end is hell on earth for me. I understand the basics but that's it.

This fucker makes it so simple!

Me these days

My laptop... when I am searching for best laptops

Why do I create free services (at least free for now)?

Because one of my biggest dreams is to create a service which will be used by many many people.

A man can dream, right?

😞

Stackoverflow.

What’s the most efficient algorithm to find duplicates in a set?

An SO moderator

Me watching Bitcoin price and regretting not investing in it

Good job.

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

pshht 🤫😄

Me: I mend shoes

!tant, she said YES!

Dear team,

Train people well enough so they can leave

Treat them well enough so they don't want to

Regards,
A member of dev team

Just me, explaining how my code works.

Person: Check out this “savage” file!

Me: Huh?

Person: *Shows SVG file*

🙄

My brother and I were checking out this new restaurant that had opened up recently. As we enter,

I inadvertently blurt out, "Hey! This place has a nice UI!"

Brother - "Wut?"

Me - "Ambience, I meant ambience."

All my 'real life' friends like:

- Why do you need two monitors?

- Why does your keyboard has keys that do nothing when pressed?

- You have a controller on pc?

- Hehehe. I found a funny meme on 9gag -.-

Why do people talk so much in the real world. I'm okay with yes/no questions. Talking face to face is exhausting for me. Leave me alone. I'm okay with chat too.

Can't tell these to anybody for real tho.
Sighs.

Stack overflow is helping 1,000,000 developers (or kind of developers) how to exit vim.
lol :)

When i ask a question in StackOverflow and no one gives a shit 😐

Saw it somewhere on reddit haha

Is this kidding me ?

So, I have this free 90 day trial code for intelliJ IDEA Ultimate I got for enrolling in this udemy course. And, I don't need it anymore because I can use my student email to get access to jetbrains software, ie intelliJ ultimate. So, if you want to try out inteliJ ultimate for 3 months, let me know and I can give you the code... somehow. I'm not sure yet. Maybe Google Hangouts?

Debug failed. ;-)

I really hate Apple for popularizing reversed scrolling on touchpads. It doesn't make any fucking sense.

We Should Thank The Inventor Of “Hardware"