The bugs have learned to hide

😂😂😂😂😂

Use Vim. What could happen?...

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

"Whenever I see a door that says push I pull first to prevent conflicts"

GIT Cheat Sheet

You know you're backend when it took you 30 minutes to program the inner workings of the platform... and 4 days to make it look pretty.

I was explaining git and Github to one of my friends during our boring maths class when he asked : "What is the difference between git and Github?". Just then another friend of mine sitting in front turns out and said : "It's like the difference between porn and Pornhub".

This is so true.

Stupid users gonna be stupid.

... I have no words...

About Brexit.

Meanwhile, in real life...

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

Found this in a norwegian news article. What a great ad

A normal person believes a kilobyte is 1000 bytes, a coder believes a kilometer is 1024 meters.
-Unknown

Someone is pretty active on github :D

So, a friend of mine just got a NullPointerException from his shitty Java code, and decided to fix the problem by catching the exception.
Great fix bro, real smooth..

Those managers who think that Microsoft is the only platform and believe that Linux is insecure - fuck off. I don't want to use azure, you ass.

This is why I currently have 14 calculators open...

No paycheck? That's cool.