When your PM is a Cow and doesn't understand ANYTHING - Just perfected an aspect of a project and then being asked to play around with something that has already been completed. ERRRRR (@NAlignak will confirm!) 🐄+💻=😤😤😤 (rant over)

When you tell someone you're a developer and they ask if you write Android or iOS 😤

** Chatting to a Dev and a normal being**

Dev: Damn Linux command isn't working!

Me: Try Sudo

Normal Being: ... Are u guys cooking meth or something?? 😱

Me: LEAVE 👉🚪

When the client, armed with an iPhone, iPad, Tower and Laptop tells me he doesn't want his emails in the cloud 'invade the mafia hack me'... 👍

@dfox Thanks for the Stickers - Reached London today!

@dfox - clicking on "the craziest group rant" banner took me to devrant.io/get 😢 (iOS)

Creating PHP Sites in class:

Teacher: Right guys open your DreamWeaver Code

Me: I found it easier to use Sublime, Just need to do the CSS

Teacher: I don't think you can create a style sheet without DreamWeaver

Me: 🙄🙄🖕👏👏👏👍

- Why isn't this script working
- Review Error Log
"Incorrect Syntax: line 122"
- There is no line 122
**3 Hours Pass
- Damn had an old broken version of the script still running in the background 😐🔫

This switch though...