Would there ever be a day when I would look up some old project's code and won't say "WTF was I thinking!"

When you work for school IT you find these kinds of things sometimes when cleaning the office. And yes it's fully functional

Life is about spamming. Want to get into a relationship? Spam every girl you see and like in the streets and ask nicely.
Want more clients? Spam.
Want a job?
Tell everyone you know, that you search for a job.
Send a resume to every company you desire. Spam.

I end my sentences with semicolon;

Ok, rant incoming.
Dates. Frigging dates. Apparently we as a species are so bloody incompetent we cannot even decide on a one format for how to write today. No, instead we have one for every language and framework, because every moron thinks they know better how to write the date. All of them equivalent and all of them different enough to make me start lactating out of frustration trying to parse this garbage... And when you finally manage to parse it on one platform it turns out that your ORM just decided to use the less common version of the date, and have fun converting one to the other. I hope that ever time someone comes up with a new date format will be hit in a face with a red hot frying pan untill they give up programming in favour of growing cactuses.

Why didn't I comment my code?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Someone called me and asked why wasn't Linux live USB working. I asked him to check whether safe boot was disabled from bios. His reply I can't find boot settings in windows settings.

This would not be a big thing if it was some non technical person. The person who called me was a CS student.

*claps*

I think he was trying to find a runnable file from the live USB.

Let's just appreciate the fact the Unix timestamp will reach 1500000000 on july 14th :)

asking for a friend - can someone hack someone's Snapchat with CSS for me please

Who the fuck use Comic Sans on public signs?! :/ 😣

Notice :

Just as all the citizens are advised to use Public Transports so that there's less traffic and its convenient for everyone,
Similarly, everyone it is advisable to use Public WiFis, so that there's less Internet Traffic and everyone gets faster and better Internet services.

An active cooperation is expected from the citizens.
Thank you and have a nice day :)

"Is it sexy when I talk in nerd words? Ie 11....backwards compatibility....fallback..."

My fiancé.

-Look at super hacky code for 30 minutes
-Ask yourself, how did this ever work, guy must have been an idiot
-Check annotations, you committed it
-"Dear God past self, what have you done..."

You wish you had these skills (oc)

!rant, need advice

I have no idea where to start with freelancing.

My girlfriend's been wanting to get some stuff but due to some issues hasn't been able to and has been extremely hesitant about bringing the topic up.

So to surprise her, I decided it'd be nice if I could freelance on the side and rake up some money so she can get the things she wants and I can spoil her (she's been through things and honestly deserves it).

So if you guys have any suggestions on where to start freelancing, that'd be great. I can do graphics and web design and just set up an anonymous Fiverr account but never had any luck with it.

Change my own css

Here's a quick distraction. Last Week Tonight's site-link to quickly leave a comment for the FCC on filing 17-108...

www.gofccyourself.com

I'm sure you guys have plenty to say about that.

Student - Teacher renaming .c to .exe make the program executable ?

Teacher - Yes

A group of people stand up and walking to the door

Teacher - Where are you all going ?

Students - We are going to drop this class.

Dear every second JS dev:
Thank you for making this library!
Fuck you for making it only for node.js!

!rant
A programmer walks into a bar. The bartender wonders whether to keep a tab or 4 spaces...

Sometimes... 😂😥

Most embarrassing app idea you've had...

When i participate game jams from the toilet and end in toilet.
(best record is 5 hours in toilet. Literally)

A friend of mine asked me what's the difference between JavaScript and CSS...

Throwback - don forget when CSI showed us how to protect us from being hacked!

https://youtube.com/watch/...

That momemt when you realise little cesar is using ubuntu.

I wish this was not true.

Trying to sleep without thinking about coding is not easy.

website programing languages

UI vs UX