F**k Java.
Enough said.

Oh well

*In a team meeting*

Me: *happily jotting down notes in markdown*

Other guy: "Dude what are you doing? Pay attention."
Me: "Umm... I'm taking notes?"
Other guy: "But why does your MS Word have black background?"
Me (a bit lost): "Umm... That's not Word. That's my text editor."
Other guy: "Alright... But how do you convert your notes into Word then?"
Me: "... I don't."
Other guy: *stares at me*
Me: * stare back*

It was a nice conversation.

Hello World! 👋
A newbie to DevRant..

Happy Father's day to all of the dads here.

Are you fucking retarded?

This is a real review for dR

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

Does this count as Donald Duck debugging? 🦆🍊

Be proficient in JavaScript.
JK
It's not possible.
Let's start by mastering reactjs.
HAHAHA IM KILLING MYSELF

What my 2019 will look like...

Google security message...

Sneak: 100

UTF-8 gone wrong

It counts?

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Python is going to die

Somebody took that "let's hack Facebook" meme waaay too far

When programmer's are suffering any disease 😁

1 of 99 reasons, I like linux over windows.

Caption this!

I'll start:
FUCK YOU
New Linux CoC(k) suckers!

Oh my god, PHP is so dead.. Node.js is totally kicking ass by powering 0.6% of the internet!

Only Android Developers will feels this shit 😐

You much push your code before you die 😂😂

So which type of coder are you ???

I have this weird urge to write a JS framework..

Can relate

My temporary desk for a week last month

Dear IT,

STOP FUCKING RESETTING SERVERS AT 9PM AT NIGHT, WHEN DEV PRODUCTIVITY IS AT IT'S EPITOME!!!!

DO YOU EVEN FUXKING UNDERSTAND THAT IT TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GET ALL THE SERVICES BACK FUCKING UP? ALL THE FOCUS BUILT UP, GONE IN A FLASH BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS TILL LATER.

sincerely,
mahaDev,
mind-fucked software engineer.

Should I add this to crontab?
(found this hanging in the office)

Finally sharing my desk! The team is allowed to work in a dark room, the proper environment for developers.