Best xcode review ever

Do not close lid!

START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

Me: how's your password security?

Them: of course we value security very highly, our passwords are all hashed before being stored.

Me: what hashing algorithm?

Them: oh we hash it with sha and then place that in a table indexed by the password.

Indexed. By. The fucking. Password.

I can type the password for the SSH key to my servers while drunk.
Muggles can't type the fucking email address while sober.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!! Is it really that fucking hard?!!! Pieces of shit!!

Drunk macbook thinks it's a windows laptop

*Reinstalls devrant
*Double taps some rants
DevRant: Dood did you know that you can DOUBLE TAP rants to updoot!?!

Classic

Guys, I am getting married in one hour 🎉

I FUCKING LOVE VS CODE!!!!!

Pretty much any time I get to explain my code to the senior programmers

The new w3c standard "CSS Houdini" gives you access to the css engine and let's you write your own css properties. That means no more polyfils, new exciting website designs and more possibilities and control on how the css is rendered on all browsers.

Just came home from the cinema in zurich switzerland where Samsung installed the largest 4K LED TV. Yes that's not a textile canvas in the picture, it's a wall of led tiles called Samsung ONYX. It's a real pleasure to look at. High contrasts and brilliant color. I'm in love 😍

https://goo.gl/GjsDMx
Samsung Debuts World's First 3D Cinema LED Screen Theater in ...

tensoflow.js with webgl 😮
That will change the internet alot.

https://js.tensorflow.org/

Ah.... the wonders of technolgy....
Linux fanboys and girls rejoice!

The Linux Virtual Reality Desktop is here. Meet Safespaces. Develop without the limitations and agony of your too small screens your asshole boss gave you.

https://fossbytes.com/safespaces-fi...

dumb question...
what fun things can you do with a router running linux arm7 with telnet accsess?

apt is not installed, cURL and rpm is.
and sudo doesn't seem to work, but su.

not wearing a black hoody, gloves, 3 holed ski mask while programmming.

If you need to relax, watch this dokumentation from the year 1982 about UNIX and C at bell labs with Dennis Ritchie, Ken Thompsen and mr. super cool Brian W. Kernighan.

https://youtu.be/tc4ROCJYbm0

amazing right?

today I've gotten a registerd mail stating that i've failed my bachelors degree in interaction design.
On one hand I'm relieved because it proofes what a looser I am...
On the other hand I'm sad, because I hoped it was my way out of unemployment and poverty.

what ever, life on wellfare goes on...

Did you hear of the story of the fucked up data migration at the british bank TSB? People can't access their money for a week now. And people see the accounts of other bank custumers. The CEO had to call IBM for help.

https://theguardian.com/business/...

function FirstRant() {
say("hello world!!");
}

Decided to take three different programming language classes in the same semester. Advanced Java, C++, and HTML/CSS/JavaScript. Wouldn’t have been so bad if I didn’t have an assignment due in each every week.

After years in frontend, I still have to google how to link css and script files in html.

Sometimes it's just disgusting to explain something to a noob who doesn't take your advice into account and continues to look for information from unreliable resources.

Hours spent on application development: 8
Hours spent on tackling shitty infrastructure: 48

coincidence?

I am now unintentionally working in dalvik machine code...

Hey, Vim-agicians, any recommendations on learning Vim, or maybe even the original Vi?

What's a good first portfolio project for Java spring hibernate?

Please stop, stop now...

(BTW, assignment statement was on one line, I added breaks just so I could fit it into a screenshot)

If the text is too blurry:

int index;
string fileNameWithoutExt;
additionalData.MailImportConfigCode = (fileNameWithoutExt = schema.Remove(schema.LastIndexOf('.'))).Substring((index = fileNameWithoutExt.LastIndexOf('.') + 1), fileNameWithoutExt.Length - index);
}

My Data Structures class this semester