RIP 'robin' my cat

Machine learning

"Java runs on 3 billion devices"

Hip hip ..

[array]!

Which language to opt for?

modern relationships

Don't know if it is a repost. Found it on fb.

Remember to use good coding practices

Thank god I completed and published my project before shit happened.

Stickers!
Thanks devRant!

It's 4 A.M and I just remembered what I did wrong, this happens every freaking time 😐

What the hell brain !
I need some sleep !

Today a friend asked if I could fix her friends website, it is made in wordpress.

My reaction "hmm ewh wordpress, but I can take a look"

Then it hit me, my friend is a webdev and doesnt want to do wordpress herself.

I might get contacted about it soon and thus more rants may follow.

!rant && !dev

The red Moon this Night. Got a telescope at home

I would love to have QA in my team...

tester- there's a bug.
dev- no, that's a feature.
t- no, that's a bug,
dev- oops

what a relief 😂

Public class UnnamedChild extends Person implements Mirziteh {

public UnamedChild(String fName){
super();
this.fName = fName;
}

//methods removed for brevity
}

New desk happy

Thought about @Floydian while reading this 😂😂

machine learning

This location 😂

People who use spaces instead of tabs

Happy Father's day to all the fathers out there.

Much security, very captcha!

Hired!!!

Blockchain can solve everything

Tunnelbear 404 page.

Select * 🙄

You'll need little knowledge of porn and meme to understand this ...

Worst Person you Interviewed?

I interview many developers at my company. Today, I interviewed someone who seemed fairly qualified. Then I spotted a large gap I his resume. When I enquirer about the gap, he disclosed that he had served prison time for pedophilia. He further disclosed that as a condition of his release, he had to be supervised when using a computer.

As we are a gov/medical company, we are not allowed to hire people with a criminal record. He begged me but I told him that it was again company policy. I felt sorry for him not finding any work and being forced to beg, but I also had a knot in my stomach over the details his crime that he elaborated on.

Anyway, he scored 0 out of 10 on my interview scale.

Right after him, I interviewed another developer who seemed great on paper but when I proved further, he didn’t know jack about JavaScript, despite his resume show him to be a “jQuery expert”!

So, I asked him what he does in his spare time and how me keeps his development skill/knowledge up to date. He said:

“...no, I don’t study this shit in my spare time... I’m not a facking need!!!”

I stopped the interview right there. I might sware here on DV, but it my office I keep it civil & professional. So I certainly do not appreciate it when a diaper wearing, snotty nosed, junior wanker swares in my offices to merely protect his willful ignorance and shows pathetic pride instead of humility. That interview comes to an end immediately!

The pedo got a 0 out of 10, but this brat scored a -5 out of 10!!!

I have so many interview stories I could tell you...

#fml