Could also be a weird combo with jQuery and underscoreJs... I guess output will be true

Could be the syntax of a new JS framework

@mrstebo everytime People talk about vi I feel like using notepad while they use atom

Am I a sinner for using nano for the small stuff?

Since I can't see fuck I guess the inclusion is in a templateloop

I was a distro hopper too... finally settled on Windows(no kidding infer shit done) on my main and elementary on my laptop

Neither is the holy grail. Functional programming is mostly from JS guys.
And OO is rather new in that regard.

Some languages are OO only and some functional only and some mix.

I prefer a mix from both but honestly functional programming gets messy as fuck after some time mostly because stuff gets implemented dozen of times and they all have different behavior if you don't go strictly with your code guidelines. Look at php for example many function somenamed so or some_so. Haystack and needle for string functions aren't consisting either foo($haystack, $needle) and bar ($needle, $haystack). I still like php though because it matured.

On the otherhand I made a little adventure into Java and could scream when I had to write stuff like

Url url = new Url("http://foo.com"); and that motherfucker wanted me to catch an MalformedUrlException.

choose your poison but don't say any is better

PS: JavaScript is a clusterfuck because most node_modules are missing core functionality

@someDude truthfully: in term of docs, scalability.... or let's say "meta coding" Laravel outclasses everything by far. Speed and stuff of course phalcon takes the cake but unless you want speed over everything Laravel would be your choice.

Not only are the official docs full of examples and nice explanations but they also got laracasts where let's say "fancier shit" is explained and done.

Or in short: if you don't have a good reason to not go with laravel, go with laravel. And that's not coming from a fanboy but Laravel has been proven to always be the right choice for me so far

@someDude a yes phalcon. Fast as Fuck but unusable on shared hosts. I also like their approach. For those who don't know: the framework exists In form of a php extension. Initially it was coded in C but they made Zephire which basically transpiles php to C code and rewrote the framework In Zephire. Nice as fuck

Breakdown of the frameworks I know:

Zend 1: Old but robust wouldn't use because not modern enough

Zend2: Too complicated buggy and clunky wouldn't use anymore (I tried)

Symfony2: enterprise level stuff and foundation of laravel. Would use if I wanted.

Laravel: At the time of writing the holy grail of phpframeworks

Codeigniter: never really liked it and in my eyes not comfortable enough to be a framework... but hey it's lightweight

Eden: i really liked their approach back then, look it up.

Lumen: slim version of laravel

JSON.parse

@legionfrontier this rant really gets you haha

Reminds me of my datingsite crawler

@justsomeguy I know but I thought I could make a dropdead simple app the "native" way but Java is hell

@Nebyular Tell me what you want to pay I can set you up a vm but you need to configure it yourself

@gitpush i will Look into it thanks mate

@hoenir been there yesterday. I'm a webdev and my java+android experience is far worse than everything bad ever said about php

Havw fun. It's hard but rewarding

@wildcard yep that npm install part is usually when I go for a cigarette, a coffee and a few youtube videos

I love it when a site is beeing honest

@Artemix i don't do apps nor ads. No harm done

This is from a few friends I know whom develop apps: 80% of the time 80% of the money comes from apple. On android many users crack your software or use some Adblock or shit. So a 99cent "No ads Version" won't go. As for ads they get blocked a lot too. The real money started to kick in when they setup a own system where you had to register a account so people couldn't tamper with stuff

@Ashkin No stylus is also a CSS compiler

http://stylus-lang.com/

@Ashkin Stylus?

Plot twist: they're both JavaScript!

Hacking doesn't originate in "get into someone's System or abuse it" it came from "frantically typing"

@hausen my father is American so yeah I m a German boy named jason

Being honest, would deposit all I have

Because HTML is a coding language, didn't you know?

First of all: Dev as what?

Second: if you don't need a mac for iOS or OS X development screw that.

Webdevelopment can be done on any os doesn't matter if Linux mac or windows. Unless you need that super shiny laptop to push your ego get something cheaper that's also decent and have fun with that.