IT CAME!

I'M REALLY EXCITED! :D

Hey everyone I'm starting a blockchain company called Useless Blockchain.

You should really get in and invest before we make our first billion $$$.

When everything remains you programming :)

Resolve...

Best debugger: A perfect sleep

When your colleagues have no tests for their code and tell you not to touch it, because it WORKS!

*Me Calling the NSA..

[NSA]: Hello, how can I help you !
[ME]: Hello, this is the NSA right?
[NSA]: Yes
[ME]: Since you are recording all phone calls, I have a little request.
[NSA]: And What is that?
[ME]: My mom called me couple hours ago to bring something from the supermarket, her phone is off.. What did she told me to bring?
[NSA]: beep..beep..beep

Did a freelancing project... Hosted the project and gave the client credentials with the invoice. She changed the password and there is that