FUCK YOU AVAST!!!!! Now it just randomly quaranteening my programs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't even be bothered to ask!!!!!!!!!!

The most overused programmer meme:

Fuck why is my shit not working?
Fuck its working.

Seriously guys its not even funny anymore.

When you send someone an IP address and say "go here" and they try phoning that number fml

!rant
I got the job, and it feels awesome !

isLucky = true;

Just told my dad that python 3.6 launched yesterday, he asked me if i wanted it for christmas 😅

When I accidentally exit f.lux and the whole screen becomes white

Student next to me tried to be cool and opened a terminal window and said to me: "I'm hacking someone." He was just running "apt-get update" ...

Hackathons are best places to explore new technologies and learn much more

Meh...

Samsung engineer atm

Developers Bermuda Triangle 😂😂

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

Shanghai people's square... You had one job! Move the mouse the whole day...

!rant

Boss: I need to talk to you.
Me: Something wrong?
Boss: No, just need to talk.
(Not sure what to think)

Meet with boss, first thing he does is shake my hand and proceeds to tell me thank you for all the work you or in on the last project. On tomorrow in addition to your paycheck $1K after taxes will be deposited into your account.

#feeling very appreciated

A quote that I live by:

"Make it work. Make it right. Make it fast."

So I tweet that I'm about to upgrade El Capitan to Sierra. I get a reply that with a good cup of ☕️ it's an easy exercise.

I reply "Coffee? I was hoping for something stronger", to which I get a reply: "You're not upgrading Windows". 😂

About a week ago I bought a server rack case from some guy online for 40 bucks. When it arrived it was in the worst state I had ever seen a case. Even if I tried I wouldn't have abused a case like that. Rust... everywhere...

I stripped it down and removed all the rust I could. Then I painted it and this is the end result. Pretty cool if I say so myself :)

Anyone who has spent time in this field can relate.

When you write a guide and people completely ignore it, then bug you about problems they wouldn't have had if they read the damn guide in the first place.

Where it all starts