On Slack
Me: I can't access the VPN
Network team: You have to create a user incident
My browser: 403
Network team: Yeah you need to be on the VPN to access the incident system
Me: 😐

Took me a VERY stressful 3 months but I finally got a job!!!

Please tell me too. I will start right away. 😂

Image of the day

Let's write a web application in x86 assembly...

That's not an ERROR. That's a SUCCESS.

How to boost profits

That's gonna be my car.

Trying to sleep!!!

Looks like I’m getting fired 😶

True story

😂😂😂😂

Docs!

Slow down there son...

Happened with anyone?

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I can so relate to this!

I found this on Quora........

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

I mean, they're not wrong...

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Shared screen with a client over Skype. Showed them in Postman that their API wasn't working as expected. It was expecting a json. Instead it was giving error code 400 instead of 200.
Message :
"Error: No error. All OK"

I'll never forget the words of the client:

"Don't use all this fancy software, you don't know how to call APIs, open Internet Explorer or chrome and paste it in the bar. You'll see All OK, means all is okay."

*insert you dense mf meme here*

No, thank you.😆

found somewhere

10 year challenge

Savage designers....

Sir, please write a simple program, just a very basic one.

me: Writes Hello World in Python

Didnt get the job.

😂😂😂😂

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A coworker of mine has made hash brownies...